Swagger Inn 140 - Where The Musketeers shout "We've come for your wenches" and The Wenches shout "Okay!"

[LetUsPrey]

Start off with my favourite photo

Is it really ww? I thought it was about a man in a towel. that's what I remember about it anyhow

First I thought it was called and then there was no towel but I was wrong

'And Then there Was None' - that's the one about the mysteriously shrinking towel, yes? Murder and stuff? No - I don't remember anyone talking about that last time it was one - you must be thinking of something else Wicked this one was all about towels iir.

Badders - if DH put washing away I'd sing the halleluja chorus - sod whether it's folded 'right'. Mine 'helps' with the washing by opening the washing machine door when it's finished - I don't know what he thinks will happen when he does that - maybe he thinks we have a magical laundry fairy who gets it out, hangs it up, and puts it away. (Disclaimer, he is 100% fab at doing cooking and other stuff, just hopeless at the practicalities of laundry and drains.)

Anyway - HBF-dream alert!!!! TB was in my dream! He and his mother were directing parking for a craft fair in the PlaceWhereILive. I was so surprised that I woke up. So that was a bit of a waste.

Today I have written most of the cards, but not the letters, sent an ebay parcel off to the PO, and been up to my elbows in the drains trying to work out why the water in the kitchen drain isn't draining away properly. Oh Joy.

Gah helen - still not done my cards . The tree is up & decorated, I need to finish doing the front room & put the lights above my bed. Then dinner & the ironing and the fecking christmas cards
Some days I really would like another adult in the house to do some of the chores. Just not the adult I got rid of a few years ago and preferably a hot one with muscly thighs

Helen...he doesn't cook!
Or do anything really, unless I ask. Then I get cross because he's rubbish at it the poor sod :)
Poor Ds2 is miserable and so am I :(
Dh and ds1 going out soon to see rogue one which I have been waiting a year to see

Nope, he does nothing for me, towel or no towel. Only as Rossetti.

I'm still coughing Badders, I had a really bad attack in Sainsbury's earlier. It's so embarrassing.

Weird dream Helen, but at least you saw him.

Buffy has gone home. I always miss her.

I have had to resort to wearing a pad apes...I keep peeing myself 😳😖
Horrid.
Poor ds feel so poorly too. We are in my bed. I am on here and he is watching Minecraft videos

I hate coughing, it's awful! Poor wenches

for Badderz and Apricot. I hope you can at least get some decent rest and hopefully that'll help with recovery. And yes, coughing is crap.

You're obviously building up to something Helen with the TB dream. It's only a matter of time!

Got a few more cards to write. Opened some more today. Why is it seemingly compulsory to have every card glitterified to fuck?

Strictly final soon - come on Ore!

LetUs - what's the next upgrade then do you think - after parking attendant? Will he be a ticket collector in my next one?

Badders that sucks re. Star Wars, you'll just have to look farward to going later in the holidays? Now - think positive, concentrate on HBFs, and pretend you dont' feel like shite....
Not sure that's much help really is it?

I ought to be tidying...

Just read that the number of brits applying for Swedish citizenship have gone up 50% since Brexit

I reckon you'll be parked in the car with him Helen

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh... will the windows get all steamed up?

Oh, glad it's not just me Bads, I haven't actually peed myself yet but I've had to run to the loo clutching myself.

Going to watch Strictly now.

It has happen to me when I've been coughing

Ds2 was 9lb 4oz so my pelvic floor is fucked
Ds isn't eating which means he is really feeling poorly 😥
I'm having so many painkillers I honestly can't remember how much of each one I've had 😲

And me. Tricky to clench whilst coughing/sneezing.

Watching the Strictly final. I've voted for Ore. He was absolutely phenomenal.

Why am I so fucking tired?

It started, perked me right up!

Fecking Sky box needs a reset thingummy doing. Have to wait 10 minutes now and then (hopefully) can watch NCIS.

Fingers crossed!

This is kind of creepy.

It is creepy Wicked if memory serves. I might have to watch it again. I happen to have it on DVD.

Think I prefer the hot dwarf.

You just happen to have it on DVD?