Swagger Inn 140 - Where The Musketeers shout "We've come for your wenches" and The Wenches shout "Okay!"

[LetUsPrey]

Start off with my favourite photo

at Comtess moving again - we'll get there just as she moves
back home!

Evening wenches

Sunshine? Ah I remember that

Here's some pics to remind us all - think of it as therapy for SAD

Evening wenches

Sunshine? Ah I remember that

Here's some pics to remind us all - think of it as therapy for SAD

In today's domestic disaster zone moment, I stirred the stewed apple with the spatula that DH has been using for the fish pie I'm sure we won't notice - after all, if I looked at the spatula and thought it looked like he's used it for apple, it can't have been covered in fish sauce.

In other news - interview with Santi about the intellectual masterpiece of subtly nuanced cinema that is Transformers

Fancy that's some very effective therapy.

So good I posted it twice

Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
If I recall, that was quite a sunny day...

On that note, I'm heading to the hayloft. Night all.

Not quite sun drenched but there's sunshine and he's wearing sunglasses

Fucking hell, even the interviews about Transformers sound as if they're pitched at the brain dead

I'm off to the hayloft for some Fancy-recommended therapy.

Only a couple more weeks and then we're over the shortest day.

Night wenches x

Morning wenches.

Pissing it down. Lovely.

Sorry, all the bacon's gone. Can't think where.

Hope wenches have great days x

Morning

Thank you letus, need to keep my strength up after all, it is Thursday

ScaredyCat is is bed with me again shedding purring away and with her paws stretched over me so it feels like she's cuddling me

DS1 just now "can you put the computer on please, I've not printed my homework" !!!! FFAS

He should be walking to school NOW

Aarrrggghh

at intellectual Transformers interview.

at santi. Stop doing shit stuff that no one wants to watch, kay?

Hbfs in the sun. This is EXACTLY what we need. I hope to see more later.

This is later Madame

Hi wenches

I dreamt we had a wench meet up, we were waiting for Letus and we ate a lot of biscuits because there were crumbs all over the table.
Later I was alone and suddenly Hugo Spear turned up and asked "how could you put those three in the same room"? Apparently a fight was going on at the meet up the BBC TM site on FB was organising

Gday wenchi!

Ds1 on way to airport. I've been told off by Mr C for 'hysterics' when I told him I'd had an awful nightmare about the plane crashing and him having to walk out on the wings like in 'Sully' (which I haven't seen but had heard the Tom Hanks interview about it on Kermode/Mayo podcast). I think it's reasonable to be mildly hysterical surely? 🤔, Anyway, I'm now busying self to try and not think about it and so I'm not up all night worrying about him on the flight. Aaaarrrrgggghjjj.

Very much cheered up tho by Madame 's hard stare to Santi 😂😂👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻. I almost feel guilty that Tom keeps getting amazing roles in event TV. But Michael Bay's misogynistic mediocre movies are truly the worst so yes Santi, must try harder. I recommend wearing a grubby Aramis shirt to casting of ANYTHING and you'll get the part. What happened to all the proper films like Che? Come on lad.

😆 At idea I'm ever coming home btw. From perusal of U.K. Papers I really don't think there'll be a NHS to work in. Or much of anything I like once we've fucked up our economy, laws etc etc. I'm planning on staying here in the warm.

Oooh, look at the lovely tidy tav! Well done LetUs I'll sort out the hayloft...

Excellent news Comtess - both DS1 being on his way and your plans to provide a permanent wench vacation venue down under. Well done for volunteering to host us all! And no YANBU - paranoid dreams about travelling DS are perfectly normal. Suspect you should calm yourself with the combination of alcohol and welshcakes :D And get MrC to distract you in the way that only he (and Tom) can.

Tom keeps getting amazing roles because he's an amazing actor...

Afternoon.

I went to DGS's nativity play this morning. His Daddy couldn't go so I had his ticket. DD had forgotten her phone so I had to stand up at the back to take pictures. Very sweet.

Quite the little entrepreneur you have there Badders.

Lol at burkini.

In the interest of wench solidarity I read the Santi interview. Oh dear, it does sound dire.

Still haven't done my cards.

Afternoon apes
I am watching Dylan Moran doing stand up
Proper funny
I'm so cold
And so tired
And I keep having bloody palpitations which make me dizzy - hormone and totm related

And I need to get broccoli for tea
Grr

Oh no - not broccoli?! The final straw
Sorry Badders - it's not funny, but it did make me when 'getting broccoli for tea' was added to your list of woes. suggest a nice hot bath - unless that's bad for palpitations?

Apricot - aww Christmas plays... we aren't allowed to take pictures at ours, until the end and then only of our DCs oh well...

It's tipped me over the edge Helen

My dn was an angel in their Xmas play this week
She has informed me that "being an angel is really boring"
Amen to that