Swagger In Thread 139 - Yesterday was Halloween, Team A agree that this man can give them the willies any time he likes

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No scary pics in this post - just Aramis, who's so hot it must be sorcery

Buggery fuck. Just what I need today - grocery delivery delayed, may be 11pm before it arrives FFS. I was planning on a nice long soak in the bath this evening

Oh FFS - that comment about Mother Superior being busy, was meant to be accompanied by this picture.

Fancy can't you get a DC to listen for the delivery while you're snorkelling in the bath with Aramis?

Tempting, helen.

Oh god I'm tired & I want my hot bath with lots of bubbles

Yay, groceries are here, I shall sign off wenches - sweet dreams

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I'm going to buy a new sofa, what do you think wenches?

Oh, and morning

Morning wenches.

One of the grey ones are probably more practical but I kind of love the floral one

The original plan was that mum was going to leave her sofa behind but she changed her mind which I'm happy about since it takes up the whole room.

I agree. We have a grey Ikea sofa bed and it's great and everything but I do love the floral one too. Get the floral one for me as I'd never be able to have it here. We're still on SofaGate here by the way. DH won't budge on the Ikea one I like and I won't budge on the few that he's suggested. Our current sofa is giving DH back pain and is very very saggy. At this rate, we'll be on deckchairs like Chris and Fliss from The Cuckoo Waltz

Just had two mini power cuts here. Split second each but enough that someone's house alarm is going off (they've obviously already left for work), the Sky box needs resetting, and the router went off.

Morning

Well a pattern is more forgiving in terms of stains etc ww, so it's not completely impractical.

How annoying letus, hope it hasn't reset the timer on the central heating, I bloody hate it when that happens.

yay Thursday!

Just seen the JL Christmas ad. I may have shed a little tear, but laughed a lot too

Happy Thursday

Should have said - I don't usually cry at the JL Christmas ad, but I bloody love that song.

Thought about stains as well Fancy

I hope your DH will realise that you're right Letus

Wicked. I like the grey one (TIDAFORS) because it has the most comfortable-looking arm rests. The patterned one has a dirt magnet white background, which would rule it out for me, but your cats are indoor cats aren't they? Have you been to the shop yet to sit on them?

John Lewis ad - my first thought? "Oh great - fox poo on the trampoline - that will make it a lovely Xmas morning bounce!"

LetUs - maybe just two separate comfy chairs to your individual tastes is the way to go? Otherwise we'll just send Vinnie to 'persuade' him while Aramis helps you road test the sofas you'd prefer ?

Mouse - are you still clinging to the bar? How are things chez mouse ?

Right. I need to work eat toast get the washing out, then eat toast, then work.

Hope all wenches have good days and the power cut didn't create too much havoc.

Wicked - obviously, that was have you sat on the sofas - not on the cats.

I like them all TBH but we have the ektorp...it's very comfy :)
and cheap
Well.
Off to work soon then to meet a friend for lunch
Except I forgot it was lunch and I've eaten some sandwiches! 🙄😳

Friend blew me off
Again
Sigh
I need to give fewer fucks
I don't think I'm going to bother arranging a meeting again...

Badders At least you'd had your sarnies?

I send a friend a text to ask when we would catch up - I suggested Saturdays as a good day and got a reply saying that she was usually busy with housework on a Saturday so it was hard to meet up... Well, at least I know where I stand in the pecking order then

Schoooooooooooool ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun.....

Blimey!

My friend basically got a better offer - ita happened before
In fact twice she had just not turned up at all without explainafion!
As you say, better to know where you stand...

Hello all.

WW I like all the sofas.

Don't bother with friends like that Bads and Helen, you're better off in here.

Well, DH has been off on a golfing day in the depths of Wales today, it's amazing what I've managed to get done. He's calling me all the time when he's in the house. And he's having a meal, so I don't have to cook, yay!

I need to see my wenches!
That's what I need!
I need to do loads of stuff apes...I'm hoping I get chance next week

What a bitch Bads! And what could possibly be better than meeting up with you?!!!
I'm going to IKEA early on Saturday to look at sofas Helen.
I have a group of friends I can't be bothered with anymore, I tried to get us together over and over but some of them thought that going on a run or to the gym were so much more important. So they can fuck off

I wish I lived near my wenches