Swagger In Thread 139 - Yesterday was Halloween, Team A agree that this man can give them the willies any time he likes

[FancyFancy]

No scary pics in this post - just Aramis, who's so hot it must be sorcery

Anyone want a cornetto from the shop?

No cornetto for me thanks Madame

Anyone else feel like moving to a remote Scottish island?
Wench commune time I think!

I think outer space may now need to be a candidate.

Btw bads, you've got red on you.

😂
In other news the dr has started me in hrt. So hopefully I shall feel like a new woman just in time for the apocalypse
Ds2 is full of cold and sounds like Sid James when he laughs 🤔😀
Ds1 isn't home yet but I need to inspect his armpit when he gets in...
Ah, the joys of parenthood 🤔

Btw - percentage of votes cast in US election:
Hillary: 47.6%
Trump: 47.5%

Despite this, Trump wins electoral college votes by 270 to Hilary's 218, and wins election.

PR and an end to two party systems are DESPERATELY needed.

Oh I don't know, maybe it's time the lizards had a chance....

Ah sorry - atm he's on 276.

Hope the hrt helps bads - did you try it once before, or am I just imagining that / was it someone else?

I did.
18 months ago. ''Twas like that scene from "Carrie" 😳😖
So on a smaller dose this time!

Just don't go to the prom with me and you'll be fine 😁👍🏻
Ugh
What a day.
I need intravenous prosecco and many many hbfs - but no sex. I'm too bloated and sore. Maybe they could all do a nice dance 💃🏻 for me? 😂

Afternoon.

The scan was fine. She couldn't give me a result, it has to be analysed, but said she wouldn't let me go home if it was dodgy.

Hope the HRT helps Bads. I tried every one going, and ended up on it for oooh, a long time. I only stopped it two and a half years ago when my GP wouldn't give it to me any more.

That's good apes
My mum was on it for years and was only taken off if about 5 years ago

I'm going to try deadwood
I've heard good things about it
Ds1 just left to play badminton with a friend
Ds2 trying to get out of reading homework
I'm feeling sorry for myself so am in bed
At least I'm warm now.

What a fucking day. I need

It's just insane that Hillary got more votes and still Trump wins!!!

Glad the scan was ok Apes

Evening wenches.

Pleased the scan was okay Apricot. We could have told you have a good heart 😘

Hope the HRT works for you Badderz.

I am tired today. Not sleepy tired, but I feel tired to my bones. Have to do DS2's reading with him, deal with the washing when that's done, fill dishwasher, make lists for DS's birthday...

Fucksake hormones are shit sometimes. Perhaps I need to see my GP.

Tired to my bones is a very good description of how I feel Letus 😥
It's just so hard to keep on Keeping on when you feel this way...xmas coming up and lots of stuff going on
It all feels a bit much
And i say that as a lifelong "coper"
I'm reading the book apes recommended - how not to give a fuck" it's 99p for kindle atm

I'll have the sex if you don't want it badders

Fancy - no, I'm afraid it really was keepy-uppy with a multicoloured juggling ball. You can insert your own euphamism/scenario though. I have loosed my weird wonderful dream out into the world and you can play with it to your heart's content. The cereal bowl moment was hilarious - though even in my dream I was thinking 'FFS that spilt milk will need cleaning pronto or the sofa will reek'

Mouse! Hello good to see you.

Apricot - glad the scan wasn't dodgy

Badders - erm.... yes. Hope HRT works better this time

Wicked It can happen here too. Proportional representation is the way to go

I am going to make Lists. Lists for everything. DS2's birthday, other family members' birthdays, Christmas. Everything.

I'm good at Lists

I love lists

Why the Helen?
Letus...I make lists. Lots of them. Then I forget where i put them 😊

Glad the scan went well apricot

helen, a 4 year lock in sounds like a fucking good idea

Also feeling tired, but that may just be cos I went to bed too late .

Another double please Mother Superior, when you've got a minute

I think Mother superior is busy (she had a late night too)

Badders - because I'm i a dream with wenches and a passable HBF, and I'm worried about spilt milk going off!!!

Ah
Yes
That would bother me too 😉