Swagger In Thread 139 - Yesterday was Halloween, Team A agree that this man can give them the willies any time he likes

[FancyFancy]

No scary pics in this post - just Aramis, who's so hot it must be sorcery

Of course! Or you could come over here?

Only when it warms up

It does look so beautiful over there. Will you have more room for visitors when you move?

It's about the same size I have now, plenty of room for wenches. It also has a big conservatory and a big lawn and mum is leaving behind a huge sofa where wenches can sleep also

Winter is here.

Oh 'king hell

On the plus side, I had a Santi dream. Was on some sort of wench musketeer trip including joint sleepover at shared flat. I woke up and wanted a baguette in the middle of the night, which involved waking up Santi on accident because he was sleeping in an open plan kitchen/living area. Then some TeamA wenches, plus a burketeer-who-I've-never-met and someone from today's BoringOfficeJob woke up at a sensible hour, and were brf at me having been talking too him by myself (have no idea what we talked about). On the plus side for TeamA, when we were all lounging about in the other livig room/bedroom Fancy got to play keepy-uppy with him, using a juggling ball, and in a comedy moment, the burketeer-who-I've-never-met was very pushy trying to sit with him, and sat in a bowl of cereal that had been left next to him on the sofa, so had to leave

You proably had to be there, but I prefer that weird version of reality to the one we have in the news just now....

Morning wenches

I'll take your version of reality please Helen and not this one where I feel like throwing up. I may just bury my head in the sand.

Also had router problems here with it saying there was a big problem with its security. Tried to fix it, changed password and wifi password but I'm still worried. Stuff like this freaks me out.

helen that's not a dream, that's a sit com script! Tell your subconscious to give your brain a rest at night, kay? and KEEP OFF SANTI [brf]

Oh and KEEP CALM EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!

Don't worry. The CIA have this covered.

They had the chance to make history and elect a female president, but choose Trump instead?

WTF AMERICA??? I MEAN WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?????

How as a woman can you possibly vote for the Tangoed Twat? It's depressing to see how much misogyny is still alive and kicking in 2016.

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Great dream Helen . Loved the bit about someone sitting in a bowl of cereal!

The world's gone mad!!!!

Lots of luck at the hospital Apricot. Hope the tests work out well x

Oh, yes, lovely dream Helen. Liked the bit about the Burketeer-you've-never-met.

Thanks LetUs.

Hope it all goes well Apricot

madame, I saw on one of the other threads the idea of impeachment (as well as assassination!). There could be some serious muck-raking I guess? After all there are plenty in his own party who don't want him.

Good luck Apes

Oh thank God. The swagger inn is still here.
My refuge.

mouse! I think we'll be clinging to the bar for the forseeable

Is it too early to start on the vodka?

I had a nice bottle of jura superstition but I drank it a week ago.
I had no idea the end was nigh, else I would've saved it.

What a horrible day. Sorry wenches, unable to focus on anything. Cannot understand how hatred and racism and ignorance are resonating more than experience and justice. I'm sick to my stomach with it all and I'm so angry.

apes hope it all goes well.

I'm actually speechless

Let's rename the Tav The Winchester for the next few days. You've probably seen the memes on social meeja. Have a pint, wait till it all blows over.