Fortune Cookie and Ancient Proverb Thread

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"Keep hand in pocket and feel cocky all day."

Please feel free to add willy-nilly

Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly

a bird in hand leads to cock in bush

Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Knickers not best thing on Earth, but next to it.

It take many nails to build cot. Only one screw to fill it.