need a devastatingly witty but pointed come back for my sexist builder

[hatwoman]

one of the builders is currently singing "girls on girls" to Duran Duran's "girls on film". and then muttering "oh yes, that's what we like". The guy is clearly a dick head. what do I do? I'm thinking along the lines of some casual comment to his boss - but i need a comment that establishes without doubt my superiority , making moronic builder the butt of jokes and not me when I'm out of the room. I need the boss (who's almost certainly of the same mind set)and the others on my side. and obviously nothing that will effect the quality of the ongoing work. or do I just put up with it and complain to the big bosses at head office, when the job's done?

Oh lighten up!

I would actually just look at him hard,laugh pityingly and say 'Well,one can dream,but you'll need to sort that gut/balding pate.hairy crack out first.'

that's exactly the kind of thing I meant! problem is he's stopped singing it now. will maybe save that one for next time. any more ideas welcome.

Another is to say' Hey,you know what they say about blokes who sing stuff like that don't you?'

Instantly he is a bit worried and says 'No.What?'

At this point you snigger,spin on your hell and walk off.

It works every time,whatever the comment.

I guarantee its ability to induce paranoia and feelings of inadequacy.

Your dreams are the only place it will happen unless you turn into George Clooney overnight.

lol moondog! I LOVE that!

Perfect riposte moondog. Will remember that.