Mascara O'Hara has decided changing her name is w*nk. So I'm back

[MascaraOHara]

bollocks to whoever it was who mailed me. Not heard anything since.

I'm back.

Didn't like my new name.

oohhh so are you closetslob? God Im slow.

yes and I really am a closet slob

don't understand why people would change their names .. all that happens is you get ignored

didn't realise you had, but glad to see you .. who were you by the way?

maybe you could be mascaraOwanker
still identifiable
but different

I only just blardy realised you were closetslob today grrrrrrrrrrrr

CountessDracuPants

oh shit is that who that is.

i did wonder

welcome back

Twatlett

ooh yes
good one

or CountessWankula

MascaraTheWanker does have a ring to it.

I thought if I was going to change my name and stay it had to be something completely different. If I'm going to be recognisable I might as well stay as Mascara O'Hara.

MellowNoMinge

no no

O'wanker

could we all have names with wank or twat (or something similar) in them?

shall i start a thread?

MellowNOMinge WTF!!

MellowTheMinger

what about TwuntessDracula I like MellowMinge

MasturbationByMellow

Oops I should have rephrased that shouldn't I

Glad you're back under your real name you leopard skin wearing slapper

mwah mwah

oh hi WankBoris

mwah, mwah Welshy.

MellowMuff (a bit tame I guess)

WelshWank does have a ring to it

I like welshwank or perhaps BJBoris

i changed mine as everyone kept whingeing about having to call me fatty...and what happens? they all still call me fatty.