Swagger Inn Thread 124 - Why Are We Waiting? Why-y Are We Waiting? Why Are We Wa-aiting For Series 3?

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Come kill some time with us as we wait for the elusive Series 3 - bring your pics, your hopes & dreams and ANY NEWS ABOUT SERIES 3. Getting desperate here.

Ooooooo shit Elk. You have my total sympathy re party plans. I have nothing helpful to add other than

Awww, wee ickle baaayyyybbeeeee. And Kingy is so cute and proud.

TEETH

And cut to the real father, FAF Aramis.

Silly bitchy ROQUEFORT. FUCK OFF ROQUEFORT.

Nor I do love your rewatches.

FUCK OFF ROCHEFORT,

Say yes trev, then we will have none of the bullshit.

SAY YES DAMMIT.

Still waiting. Arf.

Offs trev. It's your fault as well.

Ooh now Kingy is all bratty. He just tried the mum 'I'm disappointed' on him and even that didn't work.

LOLing at the pesto & granola. Actually, I had a bit of a 1st world problem today whilst out to lunch during teen shopping trip. Where I had to complain that my avocado & crayfish ciabatta was actually a brown slimy lettuce ciabatta. SEND IN VINNIE

Give me salt & vinegar chips any day. And they'd have been a fraction of the price.

During said shopping tip I made my boys' day by reminding informing them that it is in fact Mothers' Day a week after my birthday. The FFS looks all round were hilaire

Keep going with the RW, Norah. I'm living vicariously.

Fab rewatch norah, it's keeping me amused while I change the beds

elk

mrsB re the coffee thing - it's the taste, horrible stuff. Whereas tea is what keeps me sane. Beautiful brew.

Urrrggggghh. He's such a slime all. Is voice is just vile. Maybe he did do an ok job?

Anyway.

FUCK OFF ROQUEFORT. I've had quite enough of him already.

Love that Dog is trying to look all big and grown up and manky.

And Connie is daydreaming amongst her linens. Fucking insipid twat. OH FUCK OFF AND DIE CONNIES HUSBAND....oh, hang in... Mwahahahahaha.

Oh shut up Kingy you dick.
FUCK OFF ROQUEFORT

Wtf is queenie doing? Dog speaks of you in glowing terms in front of wotsisface.

Ooohhh, yeah. I remember. Queenie wants to drag everyone down with her.

OH DO FUCK OFF BONSAW

Oh, aren't they just really clever and subtle.

Yeah, FUCK KFF DOG.
Wait, what?

Awww. There's poor stupid gullible marguerite.

Leave her alone Aramis you arse.
Hehehe, Athos with the side eyes is ace!

Mothers' Day near your b'day is a bugger sparks, seems it's beyond them to organise themselves to do much twice in a short space of time.

You know? I think the page boy haircut really suits ROQUEFORT.

Oh you traitorous bastard slime ball nipple rubbing murdering rapist fuck.

FUCK OFF.

Righty how. Roquefort has just proven he's batshit by killing a priest.

Oooh, angry angry trev bent over a table. I LIKE.

Was that the 'what?' bit norah?

'You mean kill him.'

No shit Sherlock Aramis. You're still in my bad books.

NO ONE GOVES A SHIT ROQUEFORT YOU UTTER CUNT WEASEL.

Still. It's very nice seeing them all in the light if the bonfire. Nit ROQUFORTE. Not unless they push him in.

Loving your re-watch Norah.
Lots of use of the word Fuck!!

Porthos saying it when ROQUEFORT accused them of being scaredy cats? Yes. I think so.

Uh oh, it's a shoot out trap and that FUCKING ROQUEFORT CAN FUCK OFF.

They're all crawling about though.sneaky sneaky. Fighty fighty.
RRRRROOOAAAAAARRRR

Eeeeeppp.

Athos do it. Dooo iiiit. Kill the fucker. Do it now.

And now you're on your hands and knees shouting in an angry manner.

Wenches, they like.

SPANISH HE IS SPEAKING SPANISH

OH JUST FUCKING DO ONE ROQUEFORT

Oooh, 'ello, what 'ave we 'ere then?

DOG IN THE WELL COMING (Arf) UP.

AND THEY ARE STRIPPING

I bet he smells of wet dog. Badoomtish.

Curse these badly made rusty iron railings. Damn my dolphin like ability to hold my ducking breathing so that I can

OOOH DOG'S COCK

Sneaky wet dog. Well done. Lucky that guard was exceptionally dim eh? And alone.

Oh look. A nekkid woman.

Hahahah, she's not the only one who thinks he bats for the other side. Connie doesn't count.

Er, wtf, u only brght 1 of innit bruv

Ooh, nicely done dog, good boy, have a treat.

norah ba to the ha to the ha

Dog peers round a door.

Eh, wtf where is all my boyz at. Innit.

Oh, aren't they just the cleverest undercover wotsits EVAH?

So, would he have killed him do you think?

Arf at them busting through the door. That's like when they arrive at my place. Well, nit ROQUEFORT of course.

Cos he can FUCK RIGHT OFF.

Oooh, mysterious comment and a 'have we met moment be
Cause why else would you know my name

Ooh, weapons out. Fighty fighty shoot shoot.

FUCK OFF ROQUEFORT.

Ahahahahaha at the thought that Athos could kick a door down.

Oh nose how is they gonna get across that gaping chasm? (Said the actress to the vicar)

Oh, the hero music is ON They must be winning!

Uh oh. Dopey fucking woman got herself stuck. Dog gets to flirt, save her AND stick his cock in her face.

Aramis demonstrates his remarkable talent for tying people up.i like how he uses his foot on the rock (?) to pull it nice and tight.

Ooh, fighty, fighty.
he almost killed Athos but we knew he wouldn't cos, well, it's Athos and we need him for the rest if the series AT LEAST.

DONT BE A DICK ATHOS. WHY SHAKE HIS HAND.?

They're all in their shirts. I'm saying no more.

Awwight trev? How's it hanging?

Hopefully he is injured just enough to die, but slowly enough for him to put the cat amongst the life and somehow.

Aww, that's nice. The pretty woman gets to kiss Dog.

And if course, fuckwittery being king, (nto) fucking Connie sees it. Oh noze I is all sad in it you iz my tru luv innit.

and wft with that wig?

Still, she has a few valid points to make. And FUCKING DOG REFUSES TO LISTEN THE SPOILT LITTLE TWAT.

Oh, they had the Wilhelm scream in the fight scene. I forgot to mention that before, soz wenches.

OH DO FUCK OFF DOG.

Eh? Why would you go Aramis? Srsly. It's thundering and everything.
Oh that cardinal. He was a right old shite eh? But I liked him with it.

That's right Aramis you fecker. This is what happens to women around you.

Er, yes Athos, he can blame himself.

LEAVE THE WOMEN ALONE. Didn't you just hear Connie saying all that stuff?