Swagger Inn Thread 121 - Well BBC, 2016 has arrived, WHERE ARE OUR MUSKETEERS??????

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Join us as we speculate wildly on series 3 scheduling, plot and how long Aramis will be able to keep his vow of chastity for.

Madame, you know the rules, poidh

Fluff, you posted Madame's real name

I'm not sure what's funnier, the erect cock & balls dinosaur mask or the sex lube & fish slice

Good luck with that madame. PMSL @ the dinosaur mask

On a really boring day where no one else off of my extensive list was available or my only option was to shag one of the BBC War & Peace characters then I would have straightforward sex with Andrei, but I suspect Helene would be more fun.

Anatole would be kinky I bet - I'd be willing to find out

Sorry Cinn everyone makes the odd mistake when they're tired

Sorry Cinn everyone makes the odd slip when they're tired

Agreed, Fluff, and Sunday evenings are especially bad. Was just letting you know in case you missed it so you could get MNHQ to change it

I have no idea how to do that!

If you click on 'report' above your post you can ask MN to remove it. We've all done it, children's names, the lot...

Thanks, done it!

Morning Some property porn. Some "lovely" wallpapering and check out the lime green bathroom

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Morning

Goodness ww - I can't actually think sensibly about the second one, the wallpaper is so loud & the flooring so busy. I wouldn't mind the lime green so much if there were different tiles in there either - that place needs total redecoration.

Morning wenches.

Have started the day with DS2 having a tantrum (which is continuing). Super.

Just what you need letus. May I offer another distraction?

Urgh LetUs that's not a good way to start.

I must crack on with work, have catch-up phonecall and need tohave proof that I have done something since the last one (I have, I just need to update the spreadsheet>

Also want to see the pornographic dodgy dinosaur mask :)

Good luck with the house decisions Madame (comfort eating to cope with stress)

Good luck for today Madame!
Meeting the HT at 11.15.
Enjoyed last nights w and p...Andrei is still annoying me, but it's nice to see him smile.
Love denisov...such a lovely man.
Nikolai is just an idiot isn't he? Young and stupid.
Boris is not a nice character I don't think. Power hungry?
Dolokhov is a thouroughly nasty piece of work. Sonya was very wise to turn him down! Natasha also has his number.
Pierre is a good man, I think. Blinded by lust into an unsuitable marriage. He is trying to make amends. His voice when he told Andrei that Natasha loved him!!! A truly good person I think. Or at least someone who is trying to be.

Morning all!

Thanks fluff, cinn and mnhq

Ok so...pterodactyl, or something that will make all the parents at class asembly ptsl?

Tbh it may just be that Ive been hanging round with you lot for too long

OMFG - no, it's not you madame. How is that meant to be a pterodactyl?! thank goodness you've intervened.

Badders - good luck!!!

It looks like an erotic turnip!

Thanks, glad it's not me! Will make a new one tonight.

Oooh good luck today bads! As per wench interview tradition, I hope you are wearing no knickers.

Bloody estate agent not called yet...

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