Swagger Inn Thread 121 - Well BBC, 2016 has arrived, WHERE ARE OUR MUSKETEERS??????

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Join us as we speculate wildly on series 3 scheduling, plot and how long Aramis will be able to keep his vow of chastity for.

Morning wenches.

Oof at that photo Dart!

Oh Tart he looks good!! Is that now, in LA filming? Muscle beach or Venice beach? Team Aramis want to see him sunbathing in as little as possible !!

Santi, LA looks very good on you.

I wanna be in the sun on Venice beach with santi!!!

Poxy england. Poxy january.

Afternoon.
Ooofffttt to the Santi pic, thank you tart. I have a day of sorting out DS's bedroom ahead, with lots of furniture shifting, so it has woken me up nicely.

Venice beach apparently obs, and you're right, sunbathing next time please.

Afternoon wenchi

Mmmmm Venice Beach!! Well jel of Santi in the sun. Lucky bastard.

Took ds4 swimming training this morning and the heating was struggling in the cold so all the showers were cold. He came out a shade of light blue, poor mite.

Fancy no I can't get MrC to play dress up because he's the size of a house and he will split the seams on the coat. He's got shoulders like Thor. Plus I'm not sure if I'd let him waggle his sword near my head like Dolokhov , could have my eye out.

What'ya up to with DS Fancy? Decorating or just a move round?

Morning.
Washing, drying, tidying...the usual. Then I had to re dress Dhs hand then I tried to adjust the pads on ds2s glasses and sort of we...snapped the pad off.
So...unscheduled trip to opticians.
Sigh.
Got some petrol then came home.
Got a migraine coming on I think.
Missed Shetland last night so going to catch up on Iplayer.

I have wasted half of frigging Saturday on Venice beach so far.

Thanks a bunch for being so FAF, Cabrera.

No really, thanks a lot

wasted sparks? Don't you mean enjoyed?

DS is getting new bedroom furniture comtess, so we will be dismantling some of the old stuff. I want to move as much out as possible & thoroughly clean before the new stuff goes in. We have some of the new furniture already, so he can help me put that up today as well, and then we're just waiting for his new bed in the week.

So MrC has enormous thighs and shoulders? Sounds like he needs to brush up on his sword-handling skills though - I'm sure you'd enjoy those practice sessions!

Mmmmmmm Douglas henshall....nice

Online shopping appears to have been complete waste of time. Everything doesn't fit or doesn'tmatch. FMOS

Badders, what happened to DH hand? Was there an operation involved? I vaguely remember something but my brain doesn't work any more.

Comtess my online shop included a frock coat type thing, and it's just not me now I've tried it on

laters...

Yeah it was his other trigger finger that has been done.
6 stitches this time though and much more bruising.
I've re-dressed it and it looks ok.
He will hopefully be driving by Monday.

Oh it's annoying when that's happens wrt online shopping.
I've got at least 3 coats I need to bin - they just don't suit me and I need to accept it

Helen yep very annoying. I find, as I don't get to go often to the shops really, I order loads and fully expect to have to send a load back. Mitigates the disappointment somehow if it's a lot of bits!! But does induce panic if you order a load of stuff and it all turns out to be decent!

Fancy Oooh I love a room re-organise, hope it's going well. Don't be about MrC. It is his job to be buff. Plus it costs a fortune when he needs a suit as they have to be bespoke or he looks like he's just about to hulk out ....

Badders - I took a couple of coats together with some handbags to the women's refuge in nearestbigcity before Christmas, for people who literally legged it. They were v pleased to have them.

Hola wenches.

Don't mind me. Just amusing myself with those pics.

Tea break time, going well so far. DS being especially co-operative, has earned a beer this evening I think. So have I, but I'd rather reward myself with

nice pic fancy
Comtesse...I take my unwanted stuff to the salvation army or air ambulance....both local to me. It's nice to know stuff will be used.
Why does mrcs job requiring to be buff? What have I missed!? Is he a professional wrestler!?

He's a male stripper badders

He is NOT a stripper Fancy you naughty girl. He's in the SAS (but now he'll have to kill me for telling you)

Spoilsport helen

[grin Mwahahaha

I'm so glad he's not reading this...
He would love it to be thought SAS the lwmp mawr. Couldn't think of anyone more fucking obvious though.... You can literally pick him out in a crowd from miles away . Also, he'd be a rubbish stripper although he did once buy some 'Daniel Craig's bathers ' for a fancy dress party. And no, I didn't let him go in them .

Um no he's a team fitness coach Badders. I think you all knew that early on when we were talking 'Sally-ups' about 2 yrs ago.... So he has to practise what he preaches. And then bores us with it all.....

Oh. 'Bathers' is ValleyWelsh for swimming trunks. #wench translate

The wench version of MrC is more entertaining, you have to admit

Absolutely H!!

Ah! I must have missed that!
We call em undercrackers round these parts
I am planning on stopping eating crap and being more active...although I am low in vit d apparently so am supplementing can't help thinking vitamins are just the ingredients for expensive urine though