Swagger Inn Thread 119 - Ding dong merrily on high, the Musketeers are waiting

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Get your wench on

Nice wenching there comtesse

Great picture Apricot. Well done!

We really have excelled ourselves with wenching this year, haven't we?

Hope Helen is feeling better. You better still be tucked up in bed, or else!!

I'm off out. See you later!

Nice work Comtess!!!!

Comtess you naughty wench

Well done Apes and Carolina

Hope you feel better soon Helen

Comtess I hope you bleached those surfaces first before tea...

NOOOOOOOORRAHHHHHHHHHH how the devil are you, you luscious lovely you????? What happened to the nanowrimo lit, is it available for perusing

comtess verrrrrrrry nice afternoon. I spent mine on the John Lewis website, which is on a par I'd say....

Thank you for the prompt madame, I'll give it some thought

Evening!

Anyone fancy a bit of beefcake? 😆

elk. I wanted to add, it was raining last night so his hair would be shower-damp and tousled. And he would be breathing heavily and somewhat dishevelled because of running.

But tbh, she has so much fun in rl, Im not sure she deserves all this fantasy sex too.

Going off topic a bit, did anyone see Luther last nighy? Blardy hell idris elba!!!

And star wars got a five star review in the Grauniad today!!!!

It's a very healthy lifestyle Madame

Wonderful about the rain and tousling. Elk get that in fo sho. Can't help but think you'd be good at this yourself Madame

Sparks no need ref surfaces. Mine are quartz and rather cold, too chilly for me to perch on ....

Elk JL you say? Lovely! My favourite shop, who needs to go elsewhere? Also now inextricably linked with TB so even better! What'd ya been buying?

Mr C making inappropriate remarks at dinner about it being a hard day at work. He's such a teenager.

Bravo comtesse and apersz you're amazing wench, brilliantly well done.

Nano is ok, it needs loads of work and is one of the things that has given me a bit of a kicking, I wrote something that was really triggering that had to be written and I knew I was going to do it but I dunno, I haven't seemed to shake that off yet. That and other shit recently has sent me on a bit of a downer. I'd actually really like some one to read it to see if there's potential IySWIM, but I'm too scared.
And I haven't done any roodey stuff in it at all, despite there being clear places for there to be some. I reckoned that however violent I got, I'd do the same with the sexytimes, but I've found it easier to kill and maim than to be all romantic and nice and all that shit. Not sure what to make of that tbh. 👀
Actually I think it's a staggering lack of wench mojo, I can't even be bothered to do My List.
Glad you asked now eh?

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When did these officially work? I tried it the other week, but now I can see everything!
#slightlyexcited

You know how we said about there being something a bit OOOF about up against the wall, partially dressed?
Do that.

Oooh, have I killed the thread? Mwahahahahahahaha excellent.

So, this year I'm going to try hot chocolate with baileys in it, anyone got any other ideas I should try?
I've seen some thing that involves a round cheese being cooked, anyone know owt about that? cin if you manage to get back here, it was you're cheesy, bready dinner on a bread board that gave me the wants for that. Actually, I think you recommended hot choco baileys.

Comtess That is all. Lucky girl.

Norah you don't have a list. Well you do, but there's only Porthos on it in Mudketeerland isn't there? (Unless we go back in time and remind you that you kindly gave up your place on the Aramis rota to Madame?) there's also that elf buy from Hobbit I think - Lee Pace? Was that him? Was he on your list?
You should also we well aware that wenches are queuing to read your nanowrimo stuff.

Idris Elba - now there's the thing - DS, as well as kindly proving lindor and lego musketeers for me while I was working on my sickbed, also suggested we watch Thor - Dark World. So I got Elba'd and Hiddleston'd Oh the hardship....

And various hollywood types are doing Starwars stuff in 86 senconds or some such here I think it's on Youtube by my laptop is doing wierd shit and doesn't want to go there.

I need to do stuff to get ready for tomorrow and have an early night. That 'stuff doesn't involve mucking around on the internet, so I'll probably be here for at least another half hour...

Round cheese that goes all gooey inside when baked? (That's all I know, not v. helpful) I might go for a hot toddy tonight. Or not. I have spiced rum though... DH is out.

DS had one of those hot chocolates where you dunk the chocolate in hot milk to melt it. Wonder if that would work with hot alcohol instead of milk.

Comtess!! Elk!!!! OpSmile have uploaded photos on the FB - last ear and this year. Mind you, all over twitter too, so not new.

Right. Hairwash, shower, sleep, pack TicketsMoneyPassport etc ...

IYLA.............

Helen oooof lovely pics

Good luck with getting organised.

Baked Camembert?

Nice to see you Nor.

Um. Don't know Obvs what you were writing but it seems therapeutic if a bit traumatic. We all love you and I hope it helps you to have done it.

Just watched Luther. Fucking hell. The fridge. Fuuuuuuccck.

And onto the final Peep Show...

Evening wenches.

Have missed lots. Wench mojo been properly on the blink but will try to get it going again.

Hope everywench is well but wench to all

Hmm....rain soaked, shirt plastered to his chest you say. Food for thought Team Ath, food for thought

Nor you undertook a massive challenge and have achieved so much in doing so. You're a brave lady for doing it in the first place, let alone facing feelings that are clearly difficult. You should be immensely proud of yourself. Your mojo'll come back don't worry, they always do...there's a lost property cupboard tucked away in the back of the Tav, chock full them. I'm not feeling particularly wenchy at the mo, I think its down to the distinct lack of HBFs to leer at....all will be reet by S3 👀

Evening wenches, I seem to have missed everyone - I have been busy putting the decs up.

helen either my meditating worked or 'thiiighs' is the magic word as the second delivery (tree) turned up straight after. Then I had to run into town before the shops closed and put the tree up in the dark when I got back. Said tree was closer to 6' than the 5' I ordered so it took a bit of wrangling. Hope you're feeling a bit better now.

you saucy mare

Lovely pic there fluffy thank you

NORAHHH!! Look how happy Porthos is to see you again