Swagger Inn Thread 119 - Ding dong merrily on high, the Musketeers are waiting

[SnowballRoastingOnAMusketeer]

Get your wench on

[BangDogMerrilyOnHigh]

comtess!! Have found a beardy Ivan pic

[RingOutSolsticeHelsBells]

Who he?
And "No" Fancy, I'm not oblivious to HBFs

[BangDogMerrilyOnHigh]

Well I was bemoaning the lack of pretty in Homeland to comtess, and said it came to something when I was starting to fancy Ivan. The pic is of the actor who plays him. Although in Homeland he has no beard & a shaved head & is as menacing as all fuck.

[BangDogMerrilyOnHigh]

I watched The Man from U.N.C.L.E. recently & much preferred the menacing Russian in that too. Looks like I have more than one type

Mind you, will you look at the thighs in this pic, it explains a lot......

[BangDogMerrilyOnHigh]

And the actor who plays him is 6'5"

[RingOutSolsticeHelsBells]

(Still working)

[BangDogMerrilyOnHigh]

Have I not managed to distract you then helen?

[BeginningtolookMorelikeXmas]

That's a fab Aramis on the last page....

[RingOutSolsticeHelsBells]

Nah.. he needs to be more like these...
(Now that's what I call distraction...)

[BangDogMerrilyOnHigh]

It is morelike, it's much beloved by Team A

[OhComeLetUsAdoreHBFs]

I am wrapping Christmas presents. Send help.

PLEASE. I WILL PAY SOMEONE TO WRAP THESE PRESENTS FOR ME!!!

(And no, not payment in kind by sacrificing a night on the rota as a one off before you ask)

[BangDogMerrilyOnHigh]

Well in that case letus, no chance

[BeginningtolookMorelikeXmas]

Watching a bit of s1 ep 1 for fun. Dog just seen the dead body after shagging Milady, now running away.

[BeginningtolookMorelikeXmas]

Not helping you then, letus

[RingOutSolsticeHelsBells]

LetUs - Obs said she likes wrapping... I can see me wrapping mine at the InLaws on Christmas eve...

[BangDogMerrilyOnHigh]

The scenes where they introduce all the Musketeers is wonderful isn't it morelike?

[OhComeLetUsAdoreHBFs]

I just had to wrap a hexagonal shaped box. It nearly broke me. I almost considered offering a snog from Aramis on one of my rota nights, but I've powered through and I think the worst is over.

Just need to entice Obs up here to wrap everything else....

[BeginningtolookMorelikeXmas]

Love it. Athos with his head in a barrel, Pothos fighting with the fork, Aramis' scars and the brilliant panic to get out of the window....

I sometimes just put the odd shaped ones in a bag, letus. Or put it in a squareshaped box and then wrap that.

[RingOutSolsticeHelsBells]

Or use tissue paper and sod it if it's all scrunchy.
(that's wrapping odd shapes, before your smutty minds go elsewhere...)

[SantisLittleHelper]

Oit you lot!! I've done 65 presents with my hand in a splint!

I have refused to wrap the dogs' one though. Because it would use a whole roll of paper. Sod that.

[BangDogMerrilyOnHigh]

Thanks for the reminder sparks - I haven't wrapped the cats' presents yet

[BeginningtolookMorelikeXmas]

This is nice too.

[SantisLittleHelper]

I love that pic Morelike. He's so unbelievably beautiful.

[RingOutSolsticeHelsBells]

That's dedication sparks (really - you guys buy presents for your pets? )

I've been booted out of a database and it doesn't want to let me back in - I shall take that as a hint to go to bed...

Night all...

[ChevreuseRoastedByAnOpenFire]

Ive wrapped all my presents now while watching witch hunters which helped a lot.

wicked I dont think Ive said anything about moving yet, it's just that Ive finally got my shit togther after over a year of talking about it! estate agent rang and caught me during a good moment

Dp is having one of his classic work / life meltdowns. It transpires (predictably) that he has not booked anywhere for lunch for six people tomorrow, and his ds lands at a totally different time of day to what he thought. He will now work until 3am and be in even more of a state tomorrow.