Swagger Inn Thread 119 - Ding dong merrily on high, the Musketeers are waiting

[SnowballRoastingOnAMusketeer]

Get your wench on

PMSL at the comment about beer goggles 😂😂

Have you ever wondered whether it's actually me who has better eyesight and that you lot are pissed but when you sober up you will see the world as I do? 😂😂😂😂

The man has his own DUNGEON - not many people can say that 😁

High five Fancy!
Totally agree with Badders about the simpering vapid women.
And we have learned that Tart, as her name indicates, will indiscriminately fuck absolutely anyone. Respect.

Fecking work.

Nope, never liv. Hope that helps

Aramis/Santi doesn't need to hide in a dark & dingy dungeon to get a shag. When you're this beautiful why hide away?

Or should that have been ?

fluffy? Are you dissing Queenie?

I'd do you snowball

Either's fine - but if you , please not on his chest as I plan on licking that. And his arms.

One stop characters and extras:-

Roman the swordmaster.
Whatshername from Mantua - Louise
Fernando can FTFO
Vargas - he would be utterly filthy
Bonnaire's fighty wife
The Spanaird that questioned their parentage
Savoy on a really bad day
Colin Salmon's character

I would make Connie and Bonacieux shag each other to vapid ecstasy.

By the way that secondary list is in no sort of order. Just know they all come well below Aramis and Santi.

fluffs don't get any ideas...

Awww Badders, you say the nicest things
Dissing Queenie and her permanent cbf? Never Fancy
But FFS if I'd shagged Aramis I'd have a permanent smile on my face. For ever.
In deference to you I will restrict all dribbling to the lower part of his body #thougutful

Ideas Tart?

FUCKING HELL

tom looks FAFFER THAN FAF in the carols Twitter pics.

Having a big squeeeeeeeee for Apricot. GORGEOUS

Maybe she has the because she knows that was her one & only time & that no future shag will ever be as good. Especially as she's married to Kingy

tart I'm impressed with the thorough comprehensive nature of your lust list. I notice rochefort is absent from it...was that an accidental omission or were you focussing on the ones that weren't Am Dram Hams?

Yep Tom is most definitely FAFFER out of his suit. comtess chuck us a scenario to muse on, I'd love to mull it over with the turkey and after eights.

Oh fuckinell Elk so many possibilities.

I've got the full on fangirl back with NewTomBurke faffness.

Need.

Yes to Colin Salmon and Bonnaire (and his wife😁)

Well done Apricot and Carolina and congratulations to Elk.

Re list, I forgot to add in Duke of Savoy and Mother Superior!!

Morning!
Some nice pics on Twitter :)
Ds1 back at school today so Off to his carol concert this morning.
Ds2s nativity at church tomorrow afternoon then the xmas disco tomorrow night (fml) and then celebration assembly on Friday morning.
Can't wait for Friday!!

Morning, getting the tree today, so will spend a day decorating.

Speaking of decorating

Well bloody done carol wenches!!!

Scenario for elk / comtesse...TB, escaping a pursuing crowd of, ahem, over enthusiastic carol fans through london, crashes a glitzy medical xmas event in a posh hotel and...lo and behold...

Nice one madame!