Swagger Inn Thread 118 - Santa baby, I've been an awfully bad girl, can I please have a Musketeer in my Stocking--s--

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Mistletoe at the ready wenches .....

Morning.
Who is everyone? So many name changes.
I saw Norahs back!
And I loved MLGs dirty ditties.

I'm waiting on a grocery order. Ordered FIL some black bush which I should under no circumstances drink myself. TM has toddled off excitedly on his bus.

Morning Mouse
BangDog is Fancy I think
LetUs has just conveniently put extra words around her name. And I squeezed mine into an exisiting festive song

Oh helen! Tis yourself! That took me longer than it should have to figure out it was you. I was sat there going 'But I don't know anyone called solstice'

Nice moustache there Helen :)
I have been to asda, set the oven to self clean and put 2 loads of washing on.
I think that might be if for me today.

I wish we had a self-clean oven. And an auto-defrost freezer. I have forgotten to put the washing on now though I have also done emergency hoovering, which makes me feel that the house is less of a tip. even if you still can't see the dining table for clutter piled on top...

Yeah...tomorrow is Xmas prep cleaning day.
I used to have a frost free fridge freezer...it was lovely :( WHY didn't I get another?

Im madame *mouse.

sparks is santislittlehelper.

Tart is something else with Dog in.

fluff is snowballroasted...

Yep, this is quite confusing isnt it.

You could be jacobfryselfhatlackey?

I just got an email from Alan Johnson. Really tempted to just tell him to fuck the fuck off.

I keep remembering this quote from "the name the rose" by Umberto Eco;

"fear prophets and those prepared to die for the "truth", for as a rule they make many others die with them, often before them and at times instead of them"

:(

Hi all

Very funny Norah. For some reason I was most amused by "three with a hat"!

Are we still doing a clean version? Not sure it could compete now....

I think both clean and smutty versions are required. (Then, when DS asks what I'm giggling about, I can read him the clean version!)

oh, and Mouse - Tart is now BarkThePuppyDogHowled (I think)

Tart do I dare ask about house buying?

I have done NONE of the work I wanted to do, just been firefighting on a nother job instead. FMDeadlines...

Am still residing in the Vat of Vodka - it is a slow death ........

for tart

Have retrieved DS and little friend. They are now both under his cabin bed dressed as Batman and Superman

I went back to work, it was very busy. I've been missed apparently.

Squeeeeeeeee that Norah is back in the tavern.

Loving the carols and name changes.

How are you feeling now minty?
Of course you were missed!
Tart...no joy? :(
I'm fed up. Both boys have homework but neither seem to want to do it. I'm so close to just saying "ok, don't do it. You will get detention and I don't care" grr.

Really tired, but not as dizzy which is why I went back.
Badders homework drives me up the wall. It's a constant battle with little DS.

I might just give up and go to bed.
Ds1 had started but is now asking to eat the cold chips left over from the because we don't feed him enough obv

Ds2 has just done his..his 12 X table.
Ds1 has done his too...it was a contents page ffs.
I know have to try and put together the tiny little Star Wars ship from his advent calendar....did I mention I'm pre blob?

Oh arse. My two are building those...pass it this way....

Oh loverly... there you go!
Apparently yesterday's was supposed to be the saarlac pit? Someone at Lego Hq is on acid, frankly.

It's supposed to be Dhs job but he's asleep on the sofa.
Ds2 on the ps2 and ds1 on the loo he lives there lately
I am contemplating what to do...more cleaning? hahahahaha not really
I might go and sort some more washing...the party never ends here

Omg how do you do a sarlaac pit in mini lego???

Well...see for yourself...

...was it Caitlin Moran who said her vagina was like the saarlac pit? (it wanted Han Solo in it but was constantly thwarted :))
Seriously, those Lego twats need a talking to!