Swagger Inn Thread 118 - Santa baby, I've been an awfully bad girl, can I please have a Musketeer in my Stocking--s--

[Obs2015]

Mistletoe at the ready wenches .....

I had a good thing happen today. After a cup of tea with my friend with 3 children and a Dh who has made a right dick of himself decision recently, I went to tesco. Mid shopping I went to see phone man at tesco, who was do very nice. Told him I was using all my data. He said that the latest update/ upgrade on Facebook looked up every single video and photo, even if you don't click on it. This is a new thing on Facebook, and he thought he might be the problem. He turned it off.
I felt very pleased and went off smiling to pay for my £87 shop - mainly crisps, wine, bits and bobs, no meals!!

Good things are always nice. I'm tired.

Mouse that sounds lovely

I am drinking (predictable)
Watching Royal variety - think I would like to be a member of cirque du soleil - good torso and amazing thigh skills ....this would be a good asset in the Tav ....... (Can we install a pole?)

Sounds good obs.
Helen...stop work at some point today, ok?
Ds has written his xmas cards so hopefully he is feeling a bit better.
Am watching re runs of peep show

Yes, we must have a pole in the commune. Ha, ha, can you
Imagine?

Athos, oh Athos , what have you done?

" You slept with the Queen"
No? Not her? Who else then?

I always cry as soon as the singing starts too.

Mouse what a wonderful staff and environment for the children.

Badders could he drink a smoothie? Banana mashed in lots of milk to make a milkshake? At least it would help him have energy too. So wish I was nearer to help.

obs today it was me ..... He fulfilled (ylt) the interview process to a very high standard. from my point of view no 2nd interview required .... Happy to chuck him out there to fellow wenches for their use ....
Now DOG on the other hand ...... Just need to revisit this man for one more time ........ You know how it is .....(now the pole is installed)

Woohoo! Pole dancing. Brilliant.
you could tie a musketeet to that....

KNEW this would end in carnage

Obs i never knew you were that flexible

Evening wenches! Look at the more gorgeous man on the planet - he has the most nuzzleable tummy and biteable nips ever! 😍😍😍

Just popping in with a bit of leather clad nuzzle material.

I should be asleep. I want to be asleep. I'm awake and grumpy. I'm off to bed to try and sleep.

Helen 😁😁😁😁

Night Minty - sleep well, and here's another PC pic to help you relax 😆

And here's a picture of his lovely thighs...

^^ 😆😆

(And that last pic was also evidence that socks and sandals can be incredibly sexy)

obs how on earth did you get a picture of me doing my morning limbering up exercises?

Re tying a musketeer to the pole fluffs Dog is sporting the handcuffs - it is rather brilliant .....
minty the leather clad decorations did warm my vag heart..... Thank you ......

Just lost a huge post cos my wifi dropped out.

Fucking Virgin.

Evening all

1. fucking long day, just got in, no tea, now not hungry. Aislie beach seems a long away away.

2. Badders so sorry he's so poorly. Yes to Minty's smoothie idea v good, also I give mine protein shakes v cold from fridge.

3. mouse the play sounds just fab. The setting is clearly first class. So pleased for TM that he's in such a great place.

4. Elk - knowing you you'd be a Pro Poler in minutes, you're good at everything .

5. no Fancy tonight? She must be off researching hot thighs pics. Well, let's hope so eh.

On another note....
liv I hate to say it.... But I saw this today, thought of you ..... Not my cup of tea.... But obviously a nice chap (subscript to photo... The child is poorly in hospital and a massive dr who fan)

PMSL at Tart completely rubbishing any attempts by Livia, to assert that PC is anything other than just a nice ordinary bloke. So not a sex god after all. Who knew? Bahahaha!
PUBLIC HEALTH NOTICE Could all wenches please make sure that they wipe down the pole after use. It's getting very slimey. Thank you.