Swagger Inn Thread 118 - Santa baby, I've been an awfully bad girl, can I please have a Musketeer in my Stocking--s--

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Mistletoe at the ready wenches .....

Have caught up and remember nothing.

The Pole - excellent ducking decision.

Wiped out, catch up tomorrow wenches.

Hi comtesse...our virgin keeps going doolally too!
He doesntike milk so can't do that but i did freeze some of those fromage frais tubes yesterday so that helped.
He had a better night and seems ok this morning if a little pale
Am going to can do dentist appt as I think he just needs rest now.
I am going stir crazy shut up in the house
Hope all wenches have a good day x

Morning wenches.

Did you get some sleep too badders? Am glad minibaddz is feeling better.

My ads have kicked in properly and I'm not wanting to sleep all the time which feels great. Thank you wenches for all the lovely words wrt to TM. The school is truly fab and it was the best decision I ever made sending him there. He loves it and is generally happier and verbalising more.

Morning wenches.

I re-did Aramis's interview process last night. He excelled in all areas again. Sparks might want to check tonight though.

Badderz. And yy to children singing Christmas carols

So glad the ads are helping mouse :) of course you made the right decision. It sounds such an amazing place. TM is coming on in leaps and bounds and that will continue I'm sure :)
Also glad I'm not the only one reduced to a blubbering wreck by singing children!
Hoping to go and see mum today as she is a bit down...with ds ill I haven't been able to go and see her all week and she is feeling it I think...and of course my bro and sis haven't been anywhere near her. Sigh.
Not sure about the pole.
I'm not casting aspersions wenches but...frankly....it's an environmental health disaster waiting to happen!
Let's keep that pole clean, people!

morning wenches!

Tart Isn't he totally adorable (as well as being a sex God, obvs) 😁

Re the pole - sorry, that was my fault - the Cardinal and I were trying it out to see if we should have one in the dungeon and things got a little messy ☺️☺️

Badders You poor wench - lots of {{{{hugs}}}}

Morning, have friend taying, so wasn't on yesterday. So I wasn't researching thigh pics comtess, sadly. I was watching The Man From UNCLE last night and admiring a 6'5'' KGB agent with a murderous temper though - worryingly I don't actually find the actor playing him that hot in much else

Glad Minibads is a bit better and that TM's school sounds so fab, it's lovely to hear how well he's settled in.

Right, need to get dressed & head out, we're going to pootle around the shops, laters wenches

badders take care not to spread yourself too thin. You need time to rest too.

I think the pole's going to need one of those antibac dispensers next to it.

Poor Ds.
He is fine til he tries to eat :(
I know mouse...but it is what it is. Hoping I get next week to do all the last minute jobs that are now last minute because I couldn't do them this week!
I'm already feeling guilty about leaving Ds for an hour tomorrow to get my hair done :(

Morning! Random mid week day off today.

bads glad he is on the mend.

mouse the school sounds fab. Really glad it's there for him.

It's ds's nativity play this avo (hence changed day off) Preparing to hold in the blubbing...

In racist nativity casting news, is it me or is it a bit off that they chose three little black boys to play the three kings?

I have guitar lesson in a bit so off to cram-learn yet another folk song. Have good days all...

I've said this before...but capt barnacles is hot
ds is on a mammoth octonauts binge and it may have driven me slightly insane

Youve been indoors too long bads

Well nativity just finished and apologies for accusing ds's school of racism...the three kings werent at all the kids he said they were and no casting racism was discernible at all

No....no....He really is! It's the cap and his polar bear strength i think....

Is it wrong that I'm disappointed that it wasn't the 3 you thought it was Madame? Just so that you could've reported back the audience reaction.

I am leaving my Christmas pres from Jess P.

bads seek help! shellington is clearly the fittest

Great to see that JP keeps tabs on our rota sparks

The audience probably wouldnt have minded / noticed tbh. But I just heard another thing I can moan about...ds told me his teacher gave them all sweets today "for getting changed quickly". Aibu or is this not really on?

Shellington!!!?
You are the one who needs help!
I've been trying to assign them all musketeer characters....
Barnacles - athos. Obv.
Shellington - Aramis
Kwaazi - porthos
Peso - dog
Tunip...kingy

I think our teachers give the kids sweets at this time of year.

Wouldn't bother me.

It's xmas.
Wouldn't bother me

Sweets in my books are a good thing.... Makes the kids more agreeable to going to school welcome to my world of bad parenting

In other news - champagne for Sparks for getting a midweek pic from Jess - jingle balls bells all the way .....

Oh ok then goes to find drink to moan at

bads professor inkling - treville???

Just what I was thinking!
Great minds....

I think the blob may have landed
I feel like shit

So I plugged the laptop in; the socket flashed, popped, and knocked out the entire downstairs sockets circuit oops.

Am loving slightly worried but amused by Octonauts as Musketeers and nativity reports are fab. DS has his sometime next week sometime

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