Swagger Inn Thread 118 - Santa baby, I've been an awfully bad girl, can I please have a Musketeer in my Stocking--s--

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Mistletoe at the ready wenches .....

I think it probably is viral and good old dr Google (runs away from Comtesse) tells me it might knock a day off his illness.
Before his op he was on abx pretty much constantly for a year :(

Poor thing, it would be helpful if Dr Google told you which day it knocked off the illness mind! I've had tonsilitis a lot over the years - a day from the beginning of it when swallowing your own saliva is like swallowing razor blades would be worth it - a day at the end when the pain is less, not so much!

On his tongue now. I think it's gingivostomatitis

Back to dr to ask for antivirals :(

Oh Badders

In other news FML bleurgh etc... 5:20 wake-up due to police car arriving (in my dream) then DS started calling at 5:40 and DH started snoring at 6am.

Oh Helen! What a night!
Dh was a real dick last night - as he always is when the dc are ill

Poor Badders ds!!
Helen. How many hours a week do you work? Seriously.

Yum.

Oh - forgot

ta-dah!!!! Nice shiny chin tavern.

Obs - no idea at the moment. As many as I can. But after these jobs are done (end Jan) I'm cutting back.

Need to get ready for BoringOfficeJobPart1 laters

Morning and all round I think

Just because

Morning wenches.

Massive squidge for you Badderz and poor little DS.

How's everywench else? Hey, boss type person, do you know what doesn't help when I'm trying to get a really complicated set of documents to someone urgently by email? Keep coming in, standing at my shoulder, asking if it's been done yet. Rraaaarrrrrrrrrr!!!!

Ep9 Aramis

Have fab days wenches

did the little guy sleep ok last night?

Morning wenches. I have toddlermouses carol concert and play today. I'm really excited to see it. It won't be tm and his classmates on stage, that was too stressful for the kids and staff but they've made a video of them singing and signing in class.

Too early for everyone in the TAV? I think not due to illness/ work and for me.....STILL NO HOUSE EXCHANGE - I have drunk the vodka, so am now in a VAT of gin... Interview process with Athos may take place today as I need a fellow alcoholic with me today .......

Give me your solicitors number....I'm just in the mood for a fight today
Taking dh with me to Dr as they seem to listen to men
Am fucking knackered and worried about ds. He can't really eat or drink and I don't want him to end up in hospital :(

Interview commencing about now..... I will be in the Hayloft if anyone needs me .....

Oh! And I've realised why I'm so sore down there ....
The co op have changed their San pro and its now fucking plastic like everything else so I've had to order some natural ones from Amazon.
FML

Back from Dr. He agrees with me and we have some acyclovir for him.
I am mainlining pringles and lindor

Bark, I'm there. I'll be your second. And no. It's never too early for gin o'clock.

Badders I hope DS starts to improve now and I hope your DH is a bit more help too.

He cant eat
Am going to try the dentist tomorrow in desperation.
Hopefully he can suggest better pain relief.

Poor MiniBads

Yeah. He is having a bit of a time of it poor soul.
He is in bed with me now and we had a nap this afternoon!
Ds1 has just dine a monster poo and I've had to do the old coat hanger trick to make it go away
Sometimes it's horrid living with boys :)
Dh is sleeping with Ds tonight...I am desperate for some sleep :(
Oh, and did I mention I'm pre blob?
FML

glad to hear Mr badders is going to take over.
Are the Pringles holding out?

Tms carol concert was beautiful. Nursery, p1 and p2 did videos and slide shows. But the other years sang and one group did makaton. I'm not a sentimental person at all but I teared up a little when the M group came onstage.

Awwww. :)
Poor Ds has missed his play :(
Hoping he can get back next week of the party and fun stuff.
I always cry when I hear children sing

Hopefully, the antibiotics and stuff will kick in quickly. And he'll recover to make it back for the fun week.

Aww badders. I was ok till the M group came on. Most of them are wheelchair bound and have profound difficulties. They were dressed up to be part of the nativity and their staff sang hush baby jesus with them.