Swagger Inn Thread 118 - Santa baby, I've been an awfully bad girl, can I please have a Musketeer in my Stocking--s--

[Obs2015]

Mistletoe at the ready wenches .....

Oi Anne - it was me ... Respecting the rota Not fluffs ....... She would grab an Aramis interview when ever should could......

Fluff I revoke the prize!!! Bloody name changers.

As you were Tav. As you were.

Unlucky fluff

Evening wenches.

If you're confused on the name changes liv, I'll give you a clue - that PC pic nothing for me, even when you said 'thighs'

This is an altogether sexier specimen of manhood

Sorry fluffs

Placematting again as I keep dropping off Threads I Am On.

Well done to Obs on Xmas prep.

Hope DW wenches are all ok.

Tart that was Really Mean of you. You could have done the decent thing and let me have my snog before grabbing the credit. Have put you on the list to interview the Cardinal as penance

Sorry - have taken 19'lashes by Dog as penance

Don't think that will get you out of having to interview the Cardinal because lashes from Dog ARE NO KIND OF PUNISHMENT!!

Well indeed, although if he's still a bit feathery strokey, they may not be severe enough for tart?

Morning.
Bit blustery last night! Hope all northern and Scottish wenches are ok?
Taking mum and her friend out for Xmas lunch today (mums Xmas gift actually)
Not in the mood.
I'm due otb so it's hell week (probably why I ended up shouting at poor ds1 yesterday :()
I need to shower/bathe and just don't want to get out of bed.
It's sooooo cold! (I need athos to warm me up)
Decks are up! Tree far to big :) ds2 very excited. No idea what yesterdays Star Wars thing was...jawa transport?
Apes...what did you think of the last ep of lady kingdom?

Morning

Badders DS said yesterday was a sand crawler.
Sounds like you need to stay in bed. At least your mum will have her friend too so it makes it a bit easier I hope?

I had a musketeer sex dream last night. Except it wasn't my musketeer and they were not a musketeer either. I had a Tom sex dream!!

Minty!
You are coming over to our side I see! fuck off we are full! :)
Ah. Sand crawler. Right. Yes. clueless
Ds2 has a temp and red spots on the roof of his mouth and a sore throat. Sigh.
So..probably strep throat? He has no tonsils now but I assume he can still get that?
Ffs.

I'm a bit disturbed by my subconscious! I reckon it was all the pictures I looked at while crocheting him

Yep he can still get it I think. Poor DS :( and you.

Ah well.
Off to dr tomorrow then. That'll be fun!

Morning - well fluffs I concur that was a most enjoyable experience ........ He is definitely in the hit team ........
Not feathery strokery at all
Ok am about to drink a bottle of whisky..... To numb the experience And will visit the cardinal for my sins later ......(the things I do to restore friendships in the Tav)

Morning

Fingers all northern wenches are ok.

Morning. Very windy here.

I braved Christmas shopping yesterday. And rewarded myself with the costa black forest hot chocolate. It wasn't too bad but for some reason loads of riot police out.

Poor DS badders. hope the trip to the drs helps.

The Cardinal tart? that goes beyond friendship I think.

Some morning Aramis is needed

Thanks fancy it needs a good kick.

Mouse you deserved that treat. Quite like the idea of a hot chocolate now. I have the maltesers one in the cupboard.

Riot police wouldn't have added to the Christmas spirit I guess mouse?

minty - looks like Dog needs rescuing there

Riot police mouse? Bloody hell...

Starting to think we will never get the xmas tree up in this house. Dp off to his parents all day today with the boys. I know I will look antisocial if I dont go, but seriously, there is shit to do, so I think fuck it. Next weekend he's invited another family round. Nyyyyyyaaaaaghhhhh!!!!!!

It's been a disturbing week in my part of the country. Earlier in the week a man pushed another man onto the line at my local tube station and yesterday a man was trying to stab people at my home town tube station. What is wrong with the world???

Badders - is Last Kingdom finished? I thought it finished this coming week. It was quite good I thought, uncomfortable truce with Arthur and Uthred etc. It's the only thing I have been watching so if it's finished I now officially have no telly (except the final 4 episodes of Merlin).

Here is Aramis played by Santi.

Anne....you just look after yourself, ok? Very worrying times we live in
No the last episode of last kingdom is next week, I meant last as in the last one to air iyswim?
The sun has actually come out here! Crikey

I can highly recommend the costa Christmas drinks selection, I have tried most of them.

Wrt to riot police, they were there for an anti immigration protest, I think.
And Belfast city centre still has the odd bomb scare now and then. Safe travels to all wenches out and about.

chevreuse I'm feeling like that about our tree. It will arrive when it needs to I guess.