Swagger Inn Thread 118 - Santa baby, I've been an awfully bad girl, can I please have a Musketeer in my Stocking--s--

[Obs2015]

Mistletoe at the ready wenches .....

Have just read ds's homework instructions from his PA "toe the line of the results-obsessed head" teacher. Tempted to get out a biro and mark up all her errors. (There are quite a few.)

Afternoon wenches!

To brighten up your day, here's a pic of PC with a tantalising bit of very lickable tummy on show 😁

Tart Confession with the Cardinal is highly recommended - although the penances can be a little unconventional ☺️☺️

Put it away pcap!!!

Ok am taking dog with me to visit the cardinal.... Thanks minty for the visual delight earlier .... I will need lots of that later post my confession.... Give me strength wenches give me strength .....
Ps hope you are all ok - not blown away/ ill etc etc

Just looked in DS2's homework book and it hasn't been marked for the last two weeks.

Fancy I think taking Dog with you to confession with the Cardinal is an excellent idea 😋😋😋

I suppose I should let him get dressed....

Oops I mean tart ☺️☺️ The thought of man on man action has melted my brain 😂

Afternoon wenches

There are a few new pics on JP's twitter, I don't think they've been posted before, but can't be sure as I haven't been in here as much lately

Bit of Malcolm Tucker smoulder....

I have been asked to write some porn featuring the new sonic screwdriver 😱😱😱😱

Btw liv doctor who on sat was just amazing I thought.

anne. Hmm.

anne that would bug me - especially if getting the homework done was like pulling teeth

A festive pic

Afternoon!.

Just been for a lovely lunch with DS and the two DCG. Then played football and netball on the playground which is just what you want when you've just had a big meal.

Hope all northern and Scottish wenches are alright.

Riot police sounds scary Mouse and what's happening around you Anne.

Hope DS is better soon Badders. Yes, still very much enjoying the Last Kingdom. It's ironic that Uhtred isn't allowed to 'hump' the queen. Serves him right really! Very good acting all round I think, particularly from David Dawson.

It was awesome wasn't it! 😁😁

It was liv. I thought it hung together much better than some eps ie I could actually understand most of it and the clara - doctor stuff was soooo emotional. And I love the american diner tardis. Dying to know whats going to happen now. What is she going to do on gallifrey? Is she then going back to die or will she carry on??

Chevreuse I once sent back a science homework sheet which I marked in red. A lot of red. I was so pissed off I just didn't care. I was called in & they were very very apologetic.

Afternoon all

I was forced to run a 'festive' 10k today as Mr C had signed us up ages ago and I'd forgotten about it (obvs) til last night. Fucking windy. But I burned a few blokes in club vests off in the last stretch which is always satisfying . I've decided it's fine that I've opened the Ikea Pepperkakor that a neighbour gave me for Christmas and have eaten at least 25. Ate them thinking of Wicked and hoping she's ok . Yum.

Fancy your name very confusing IMHO. All that banging Dog. Are you sure Santi's not going to think you've gone off him??

Sweet pic from Twitter, Santi looking rather cuddly there.

I'm getting increasingly excited about Dolokhov at Christmas.

Anne v scary of your tube stations. Ditto Mouse and the riot police presence.

Madame I totally agree - and I cried quite a bit. I just didn't expect him to be the one affected.

I think if she goes back to Gallifrey she will be placed back on Trip Street to die, and if she doesn't she will die anyway

There are so many open questions from that ep liv. Classic DW.

comtesse I actually cant imagine being someone who can just casually do a 10k run.

sparks fair enough. This isnt that bad, but the pushy attitude of her / the school re homework and stupid arbitrary NC targets is PMRO. If they can dictate to us on how best to support our kids' reading at home, at least they can bloody make an effort to spell properly while doing it...

Poor ds seems worse
Can't get his temp down even with calpol and ibuprofen and he has red spots on his throat. Dr in the morning I think!

Watching the last two Merlin episodes, does anyone have any suggestions for family box sets. Criteria is that it's available on Netflix. Almost 10, 8 and 5 and I have bad parenting written all over me so they can prob watch something that might usually be a bit much - but not too OTT.