Swagger Inn Thread 118 - Santa baby, I've been an awfully bad girl, can I please have a Musketeer in my Stocking--s--

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Mistletoe at the ready wenches .....

We are doing the trees this afternoon.
I've got the Xmas music all lined up on the iPod.
Sadly they will look like an elf threw up on them when they are done :)
Minimalist and classy it ain't!

So was meant to be having an awesome day in London - a girls day out .....that has been cancelled and am now lying in bed with two poorly boys (nto) - #storyofmylife

We really need to get the xmas decs up in here. Ill start by hanging these behind the bar. Fill er up, Mother S!

No, weird beardy fucker, that is NOT what I meant by xmas decs.

I would like to be getting the stuff from the loft and decorating my house. Unfortunately, dp, with his relentless sociability, has other ideas for all our spare time up to xmas So I have to go to other people's houses and hang out there instead. [miserable fucker / grinch face]

I am seriously going to struggle being in here for the next few weeks as I genuinely only know who a few of you are!

Oh I've given up!
I'm just waffling pointlessly at people :)
I've just shouted at ds1:( I fucking hate homework!
He is at that age where he knows best, and he is so bloody lazy.. Does.the least amount of work he can get away with. Shame as he is bright.
Ah, well.

There no words for that beard pic really.

Livia if I tell you that the Cardinal has a tiny shrivelled cock and uses a zimmer frame you should know who I am

Badders have a large Athos on me.

Some OMFG photos in here today. On the plus side we have the interview shortlistees. Ooooooftt. On the other hand, there's that baubly beard pic & Capaldi. The needle across record factor is off the scale.

I wholeheartedly approve of those stockings though Chevreuse!

Ah yes Fluff I recognise you now...😁

Haven't been to Specsavers yet then 😆😆

Here's a bit of cuteness for you all...

Thighs...

It's not so much a matter of eyesight Liv, as one of good taste.
Socks and sandals? Seriously? Isn't that a bit of a trip hazard for one of his advanced years
missed you

Fluff Socks and sandals isn't usually a good look, but somehow PC is able to carry the look off with his usual sexy aplomb 😆

Missed you too!

I'm just dribbling now...

I like the Jumper picture Liv. And this one:

Ooh Minty that is one of my faves too! Rock and roll Doctor 😋😋😋😋

It's the trousers. Working for me! Strangely.

Yes they do wonders for him...

liv you are definitely one of a kind ..... And just saying that if the big C wishes to join the hit man team - you are more than welcome to take one for the team in the interview front.... I think fluff and I may be otherwise engaged

Tart That's okay - I will be happy to step up and interview him

Evening wenches. Have RBNRM. Did some more shopping today and also bought cards. Cards are my least favourite part of Christmas I think.

Although the tree and decorations are running a close second ATM. I need some of those decorations Madame found.

And it's Saturday so it's not my rota night.

Oh FFS DH has just put fresh batteries in one of the musical Christmas scene decoration things. DS2 has pressed play.

And they'd better all bring something to drink too.

letus - the stockings are full, help yourself

Awwwww! at fluff and liv bonding over classic inter-team piss taking.

Just got back from friends house. So house still undecorated but had a lovely time, it was really fun.

I did some online shopping last night and today mostly for my brother and parents we usually put our tree up on Christmas Eve, mostly because we have had a toddler or baby for the last decade. Have agreed to put it up the day school breaks up. We aren't doing big presents as we are buying a computer for us all so I am putting together a Star Wars/ Minions/History gift box for each of them.

I heartily approve of the interview process and the decisions made thus far and congratulate Fluff for respecting the rota.