Swagger Inn Thread 118 - Santa baby, I've been an awfully bad girl, can I please have a Musketeer in my Stocking--s--

[Obs2015]

Mistletoe at the ready wenches .....

I'm giving this man a job

This one already has a job...

Night all. (again)

I am going to enjoy the interview process - may need to recall them for 2nd and 3rd interviews to be 100% sure they can provide all the services required by the wenches ....and on reflection cooking/ saving our souls and escort services can be provided for an additional fee ......
Am going to start the interview process off with Dog as I did lay claim to him earlier and minty has kindly prepped him for me (minty as a way of thanks you can have a one off hit on the house)

And here he is - hit man/ lover post hit/ escort - am in heaven

We watched the series2 extras: the music bit was beyond fabulous
Then we wsrcsfd 'the return ' ,number 5, piñon. - I didn't DVD. Know it was called ' the return'. Twas great. Off to take critic blanket ,,...

That typed before I edited.

comtesse!!!!

anne!!!!!

obs

Do what, Obs?

Evening, welcome back to comtess & anne

I have actually done some Christmas shopping today - I saw the Poldark one in the shops - you missed a trick BBC. There's only one hot man in that programme, but for TM you could have an hbf on every page.

That calendar was probably the only perving I've done all day - this needs fixing

Morning.
I have tea. Dh is cooking huge breakfast. Tis needed.
My electric blanket was heaven.

Welcome back Comtess.
And yes, I didn't like the haircut. So looking forward to Dolokhov though.

And welcome back Anne. What a kerfuffle!

Love the Christmassy names.
And I love the new roles, have we git the interview panel sorted yet? I think Dog, based on those 3 lovely photos, his application is approved already, right? Unanimous? Thought so!!!!
Who is next?

And yes Dog, stupid BBC for not producing calendar. We've already produced some for secret Santa. Muppets. Talk about lost revenue.

Alright?
God, so much to do today!
Looking forward to strictly later.....

Morning wenches, and welcome back those who have been away.
Tart and I (the interview panel) have devised a very strenuous and thorough interview process for the candidates and no-one will be approved without passing our very rigorous tests. As is only proper as our clients (wenches) will be expecting a very high standard of service.
It's a tough job etc...

Morning wenchi

Tart&Fluff sounds fabulous. The kind of job where overtime is never a problem.

Obs looks like you had a fun night . Fuck yes to the looking forward to Dolokhov. To be fair, I've still only read 30 pages of W&P so was delighted from the interview to hear TB is playing a total no fucks given bastard, GMTRH.

Turns out I've done fuck all about organising Christmas stuff. Again. So I'm basically doing it all today though a pub lunch is on the cards which means I've basically got this morning. FUCKSAKE Comtess !!! Every fucking year

Morning all. We have a weekend of SaturdaySportingActiving, party, rescheduled swimming lesson, and friend coming to stay. So I will probaby miss the Sunday re-watch but it will be lovely to see friend (assuming he doesn't get blown off course on the way here.)

So I shall prepare everything by faffing on MN (actually I'm really online to get a recipe, but you know how it is...)

Thihnk of me kindly at the party as I struggle to make polite small talk with other parents whilst being unable to hear anything over the shrieking of 20+ over-excited children. Fee free to open a book on how often DS will come to over to me in tears because someone has stolen 'his' balloon. I love DS dearly, but he needs to work on being a little less sensitive and obsessed by balloons.

Comtesse....next year I shall have to take you in hand :)
Just waiting for kids to come back from pils to decorate the trees.
However, I am having a slight tinsel shortage so Dh will have to go on an emergency tinsel hunt....
Also, the tree might be slightly too large for the room, but hey....lITS XMAS!

Morning wenches.

I have washing to put away, much tidying to do and lists to make.

So I am of course watching HP and the Goblet of Fire. It's all teen hormones and stroppiness

Dog has definitely won / earned / proved/ performed / begged for a place on the team .... Though I may need some 2nd round interviewing later on

Here is another applicant for approval ..... I have evoked the non Aramis clause So as not to upset the apple cart with the rota ....

Lord that man wears a suit well.

As you seen to be happy with Dog's level of basic competence, Tart, he can now move on to the second interview stage, "Advanced". I'll leave you to feed back on his performance.
As for this other applicant, I shall take plenty of time to fuck his brains out interview him before the practical tests. I will let you have a full report.
I hope all wenches are pleased to see that we're taking this new venture seriously

They have heard we are hiring a hit team and are queuing up to join..... Form an orderly queue boys- the wenches will no doubt keep you boys entertained until the full interview commences

Afternoon wenches!

Bit of lushness for a Saturday afternoon...

Tart and Fluff I approve sincerely of the interview process so far.

Comtess, Badvoc took me in hand earlier this week re my lack of present buying. I liked it!!! Badders, I am happy to report that some of my Ebay and Amazon purchases, prompted by you, arrived today!

Today I am ironing and we are family watching 'miracle of 34th street' - my absolute favourite Christmas film.

Err I still haven't got out decorations out of the loft. Hopefully tomorrow. God I dread putting them all up, but love it (especially the tree and the lights outside) when they are.

God yes. Those 3 Santi photos confirm that he meets the criteria!!

Obs..yay!
I am like margot from the good life...I like my Christmas "delivered" :)