Swagger Inn Thread 118 - Santa baby, I've been an awfully bad girl, can I please have a Musketeer in my Stocking--s--

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Mistletoe at the ready wenches .....

Ah!
I know what's today's is minty! It's a jawa! :)

How's the y'ears Mint?? Hope you're feeling better. No sign of 4g here Mouse, it's like feckin dial up here.

Wish me luck, I have to go and watch ds4 in a drama production at school tonight. A FRIDAY night. They never used to do anything on a Friday when I was at school. Fair enough I'd have missed it otherwise but also. Friday? Also I still feel like a spaced out moomin so not really in the mood.

Key shock of return home was organised house with lots of good food in fridge. All clean and tidy. Could have knocked me down with a musketeers feather.

On that front just to make clear situ:

1. Newcastle Tom - um. Sorry who are you?
2. Tailor Tom Kennington - hello scruffy. That's better.
3. Dolokhov Tom. Ooooof fuck me.

Oh and those Newcastle white trousers??? Trying the old abhorrence trick I think.

Comtess

comtesse....is that you on bondi beach!? :)

Hayloft?

I'm less dizzy today thank you Comtess. Work has made me tired though.

Badders it is indeed

Hels where did you get that photo of me? Mwahahahahaha

Psssst Tart are you suggesting that we provide, erm escort services in addition to hitmen? Do you think that we could get the same staff members to do both? (slightly anxious about staff overheads)
"Order business cards" "Recruit killers who are also fit enough to act as escorts."

I think it is only right and proper that if a wench requires and then uses the services of one of our hit men- then as part of the service - they get a good seeing to from said hit man as a form of stress relief for the anxiety they must have been experiencing .... I think this is a good business model

So do I!
We should go on dragons den :)

I'M INNNN.

Wenches. A little festive dancing to cheer us up.

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So basically the Musketeers with slightly looser morals when it comes to dispatching folk? ⚜⚜

I'm watching HP and the Chamber of Secrets. Lucius Malfoy is being evil and sweeping and scheming... I say! Oh hang on, it's the bit with the spiders

MintyEva

I like the comprehensive nature of the service. Can you throw in some cooking and cleaning too?

For actual fucks sake, it has taken forever to get back in the Tav because I got chucked out.

lovely to have you back. **

Loving all your names, but as it's just taken days and profanities galore to get this far, I can't face NC again.

Morelike as has already been said, inspired carols.

Tart, I have everything bar the legs crossed for something to happen.

I am also one step closer to selling my souls entirely for next day delivery.

And babysitting services? Or keep that separate so the hit-HBF can treat us to a night in without DCs to worry about?

Oh. That ^^ was about the Hitman/Escot/Cooking/cleaners

Anne! Welcome home

Anne why were chucked out? Well done for making it back in ......
Thanks for the crossing of all bits bar legs -
Hit men and sex - that is the service of the Fluff&Tarts boys - cleaning/ babysitting/ etc can be provided by the stable men or ugly musketeers who hang around in the background .....

No idea. It wanted me to log in but I always create a new email and then promptly forget both the email and the password so can't reset so had to rejoin but it didn't like my actual email addresses. And so it begins continues.

Absolutely right Tart. No requirement for cleaning staff/babysitters to be HBFs. The cooking is a grey area though < thinks of Xavier and drifts off> I think the only crossover of roles would be hitman/escort.
Now, shall we get on with the interviews?

Who's applied Fluff?

Night all...