How do you get drunk on Port?

[Stockingsofdinosaurs]

Just planning ahead really...

Only had one so far, have been laboriously pm'ing people on friendsreunited about a reunion I'm organising next year. Off for a 2nd in a mo but will limit it to 3 I think as I had a whole beetroot for dinner and I'm fairly sure that would stain just as badly on its way back up .

3 not half a bottle I hope

A whole beetroot will never do. You need carbohydrates and plenty of 'em if you don't want to be pissed in the next hour.

Port is not for ponces.

So how was the head this morning ??

OK thanks, I only had 2 (homemeasures) in the end, felt nicely swimmy. Pointydog is right, I am a perfumed ponce .
DH is in tonight and we are about to crack open the beers when the pizza arrives. Date night, woohoo!