Swagger Inn Thread 115: She's baaaaaaack!!! Hwyl fawr rugby! Helo green goddess!

[MadamedeChevreuse]

Tidy.

Madame I never said he wasn't sexual, I just said he was vanilla and we're only seen him make a move once

Elk - does this help concentrate your appreciation?

Oh Helen I would love to be his inspiration and feel sure he would rise to the challenge . He really does need to find his inner animal. Definite yes to training Aramis series, Norah.
Have to agree with Madame though, you'd be wanting some action even if it was a bit vanilla, and who wants to be dragging Athos out of the pub all the time? At least Aramis rather sportingly makes himself available.

Yes fluff, Athos is an awful lot like hard work at times.... but worth the effort and obviously far more discreet hence we never get much in the way of onscreen action

Yes fluff, Athos is an awful lot like hard work at times.... but worth the effort and obviously far more discreet hence we never get much in the way of onscreen action

Me....ME!!....I'll drag him out of the pub!

or we can stay in the pub...I don't care which. Pubs have dark corners, or I'm happy to be up for a spot of exhibitionism bent over the bar

MN posted very enthusiastically there. It wasn't that good a comment to deserve a double post...

FML - I just had one of those moments when you send an email and then get a horrible feeling that you've just sent it to 'Dear Mr..' instead of 'Dear Ms...' Fortunately I didn't.

Hope your day's improved madame & that anne is getting better.

Did the phone call with OH go ok flopsy?

I don't think you get desperate-up-against-the-pillar snogging with Aramis fluffy in the same way as you do with Athos. That degree of lunging requires years of pent-up sexual frustration, which let's face it, is not likely with Aramis is it?
Aramis is OTH
Sees attractive woman
Deploys The Stare
Instant sex

Aramis is certainly not very vanilla in much of the porn out there

Aramis is indeed a busy bum boy

Muskies 24/7 until she's bored and drops off?? Hmm...it's def worth a go

Not in here he isn't elk

You've summed it up perfectly Fancy. Fuck it
And pretty much all of the Aramis porn on t'internet is slash, which I don't object to, but it's just so samey. Could someone please write something that's

desperate-up-against-a-pillar fucking snogging? Hm? Please? I want to see him angry and dominant, not whimpering while Porthos bums him. That's all. Thank you.

Interesting theory btw Fancy. Is anal the new vanilla? Perhaps we should have a poll

Training Aramis as if part one.

Wench: oh hi Arami....

The end.

fluffy, TavLit is generally better for a more active Aramis which seems to appeal to us wenches more. He may not be angry, but he's certainly not Porthos' bitch .

• on the subject of sexually frustrated Aramis - in s3 he'll have been in a monastery for a while? Please God the writers factor in Aramis's need for a sexual blow-out when he gets out. Please........

NORAH!!!!! How the devil are you?

Marguerite really wasn't too bright, was she?

Marguerite was thick as mince blinded by lust for Aramis, and subject to massive plot-holes but honestly - rochefort announces in court scene that she's been shagging Aramis, so where is the incentive for her to not tell everyone that she saw Rochefort poison Kingy and blame Le May

Noooorrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

I'm thinking that after 4 years in a monastery he'd fuck make gentle love to anything with a pulse. Enthusiastically. Possibly even standing up (shocker). But of course that won't be allowed to happen. Gah!
Yes, Marguerite was think, bless her, but you wouldn't have seen me saying no. I might have spotted the plot holes though...
Thanks for the fic Arf. Was hoping for a bit more detail, but it's still more raunchy than S's 1 and 2.

Well you could always read the extended version that starts here

Page nine near the bottom spanielfingers

Not very dirty in here is it wenches? I'm very disappointed in you all.

Hmmph. We've been keeping the Tav very tidy Norah

Right enough though Fancy - Aramis is proactive after all - he just 'Deploys the Stare' and then doesn't have to do anything else:
Aramis:
Wench: phoargh!!!
etc....

Hmm...
Of course it could go the other way ref aramis is the convent...he could be so worn out after years of wanking self abuse that he is a tonsured shadow of his former self.
Sigh.
I do hope not, for team As sake :)
I may boycott w&p. Yes. I'm that angry. Me boycotting buying s2 on DVD really put the shits up the BBC, obv
Dh out with the clients today - no idea when he is back.
Fil going to take ds1 to football training and I am ds2 sitting.
I have both sets of parents evening this week...such fun!

You know.....I'm not sure if aramis would be a good lover...he is so selfish!

Dog!? Pah! He'd be all feathery strokery and want to talk about feelings
Sod that.
Porthos strikes me as a "wham bam thank you ma'am" type.
Athos otoh....imagine all that pent up lust and anger and sadness...yes, that's right, love, you take it all out on my body me :)

No, part of Aramis' thing is he loves it all, so he'd be a generous lover I think. I absolutely agree about dog though.

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