Swagger Inn Thread 115: She's baaaaaaack!!! Hwyl fawr rugby! Helo green goddess!

[MadamedeChevreuse]

Tidy.

Badders. You're feeling brave...

Oh FFS. I have to sort out house insurance AND electricity renewals. The joys.

Oh God helen, what hell, such a tedious process. Especially insurance, I get all paranoid about the cover & feel the need to read the small print!

Agree with norah, Aramis would be a fab lover - all confident & carefree. I bet he'd make his lover feel really good about herself as he'd be all charming & flirty. I reckon Athos would be so self-absorbed he'd be the crap lover. His repertiore would be an angry & angsty drunk shag up against the wall and nothing else. And then he'd probably cry.

Hi madame, how has the rest of your day been?

norflops!!! A little something for you

Bless him.
I'd make it aaaaalllllll better :)

You can practically hear Queenie's knickers hitting the floor in this gif.....

You wenches are on form today with your musketeer characterisations Aramis: a talented and smiley shag. Dog: a bit wet (sorry Tart). Porthos: a little...selfish shall we say? Athos: As depressing as all fuck. Did I get that about right?
Thanks for the link Norah. I'll save that for bedtime.

Awwwright wenchi.

I have RTFT & the only comment I have to make is DERRRRRRR! Why would Aramis need to do anything looking like that? The women all come to him. And when they get there, their knickers fall down of their own accord.

I suspect we're of his repertoire not shown any more than that b/c that DVD isn't an 18...

WTAF did I just type???!

Fancy that's the expression I wear when looking at the veg in Morrisons and I can assure you that my knickers are not hitting the floor then.

We got the gist Sparks

Porthos is not a selfish lover. END OF.

I will take you all on if I must. Oo-er

fancy on my very first post I commented that Athos would be over in seconds and then cry

Come and 'ave a go f you want, but I should warn you, I've had a week of kids and h at home and I'll not be gentle.

Nooooooo.
Athos would want to make me pay for miladys perfidy....he would keep me up aaaallllll night :)
I sense that he would be, by turns, rough, then tender, then angry, then sensuous...then.....

If by that you mean weeping wreck of a man dripping tears and don't all over you, then sure. Fill your vadge boots.
Kinder all round to just shoot him really.

I say all that with lots of love btw. I love the team a wenchies. Mad as a box of frogs mind, but I luffs them all the same.
Innit.

Didn't see "crying" or "morose" in there Badders

Hmmm. Tears and SNOT.

FFS.

Nah badders, Athos would be a quick, angry shag followed by tears. And being drunk he'd probably then vom, fall asleep & piss the bed.

we got the gist sparks, don't worry & I couldn't agree more.

fluffy - not even when you're looking at the cucumbers?

Evening wenches. My eyeballs are finally functioning but am on sick leave all week because it's all still a bit crap.

A few points:

Questioning Aramis sexual prowess unless you have had access to Aramis. FTFO

Plot. Seriously. Draining the fun wenches. See above slightly more politely.

What I hate is the 'Are you close to water'? question. FFS you can see my postcode you morons.... what do you think???

Can someone send Athos to distract me from the tedium of RL? Pretty please?

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS??

[santa]

Hahaha at Fluff selecting her veggies with a sly Quennie smirk.

Sympathies helen - I can remember trying to estimate elevation above sea level for one policy.

Calling Dr Aramis for anne - good to have you back & on the mend

Ok, I'm going to have to say this. Is it just me, but in Fancy's Porthos gif does anyone else think he looks like a fat old man littler picking? He's waddling! It's all I can see. PMSL.