Swagger Inn Thread 115: She's baaaaaaack!!! Hwyl fawr rugby! Helo green goddess!

[MadamedeChevreuse]

Tidy.

Night wenchi ??

Oops, tried to put a heart there.

Ah, that's true flopsy

I am irrationally happy at spotting the milk I bought is unhomogenised - it means I'm no longer wasting my time when I shake a new carton. Which is a habit I just can't break

Night flopsy & helen - I'm off to catch up on this evening's earlier witterings

Evening wenches. Excellent new thread.

Loved the rewatch commentary as ever

I'm off up to the Hayloft

Night lovely wenches

Night letus

I'm woefully behind on Homeland comtess, must catch up on it now you're back. And no I'm not on twatter yet, am trying to get all organised in RL so more SM would probably prove fatal to that . Maybe it can be the carrot that encorages me to get on with things?

for you mouse. And a large box of tissues.

Hope your migraine has eased now apricot

Night all

I'm still fucking livid

Place matting. Arf.

Morning wenches. I'm getting the impression that the W&P trailer isn't all that?

DC back to school today so they're full of happiness and excitement

The boys continued to practice their latest number

Morning.
Fancy, I too saw the W&P trailer, can't wait!! Bit worried about Pierre Bezukhov though - he doesn't look quite right, and yes, too young.

Morning wenches. DC back to school, bit of a shock to the system!

I'm really looking forward to it too Obs, glad you agree re Bezukhov. It is so difficult re casting isn't it? We all have our ideas on how characters should look

Morning all.
Back to school - Yay!!!

Morning. not really

Massive row with dp, great way to start the day. And it's an inset day so bye bye day off for the second week in a row.

madamebury wenches I had a good smirk at the pinon trailer last night. It def was a good one to do an in-the-flesh groupwatch with.

I think Anne's not been well since last week, anne and get well soon.

Morning wenches.

How's babymouse today? Less snotty I hope.
INSET day here too madame, the dc really do get in the way don't they
I've got Occupational health phoning today so I'll see what the score is.
Layers lubbers

We had two inset days at the start of half term - hence I'm so pleased he's back now (and then feel guilty for being glad he's back - repeat ad nauseum)
to all traumatised wenches...

and for Madame ramping up to
[tissues] for Mouse
[Aramis] for anne (if he's not busy elsewhere)

Morning, hope you enjoyed the re-watch. Babyelk had other plans as per sodding usual...I swear that child has a radar set to 'mummy's putting the Musketeers on the telly, must feck her plans' I'm using drugs when S3 airs

Have a good day all

on her or on you Elk?
Can't we dose them all up on doses of capol/wet nurse and Benylin?

elk. Get the calpol in for pinon next week!

Elk on the plus side, you can have you own re-watch of the most FAF moments without having to sit through FuckOffRochfort and ShutUpKingyYouTwat.

I recommend from about 44 minutes in... on a loop.

Fluff - if you want less vanillary then you're in the wrong team. Thinking about it, when have we ever seen Aramis make the first move on someone he actually likes?

• With Adele all we saw was him lying back in bed while she made the running;
• With Queenie she seduced him ("I'm sure the dead nun that you're currently grieving over never forgot you or your baby - here, let me distract you" and "I'm the queen I can change my mind and snog your face off it I want" ),
• Margarine doesn't count because he was being a bastard only interested to get access to the Dolphin.

On the other hand, Athos gives us

• the hot'n'wet alleyway snog (which he takes control of by telling Milday to FTFO)
• the Cardinals Secret Cupboard of serious snogging (where he pounces first),
• countless moments of angsty tortured looks.

Helen I can't argue with a single thing you said. Athos is much less vanilla but he just doesn't do it for me. Sigh. I am doomed to long for assertive sex beast Aramis, knowing that it will never happen.

Maybe you could be his inspiration Fluff?

(Even Dog and Porthos have proved capable of making the first move)

Oit!!! NOOORAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! We need a 'Training Aramis series please?

Ninon?

And, er, Aramis being the king of seduction and all, whereas Athos has sat being a grumpy drunk in a pub for the past 5 years...

I think Id rather be on the team of the guy who puts out more than once a decade tbh.

Haha Helen...I had literally just arrived at 44 minutes on when MrElk came back from a good couple of hours trudging to announce "she's still awake"....in fact it's always at "44 minutes on" that she decides to interrupt. It's seriously messing with my Athos appreciation.

Medised for S3. There's no other solution.

Oh yes Madame Ninon. Yes - she can be Athos' attempt at Vanilla. She certainly made the first move, which he appeared to reciprocate with some enthusiasm (or he didn't tell her to FTFO immediately, anyway). Then he rather spoilt it by taking her on a date to a morgue instead of telling her that really, he just wasn't that interested after all Then he realised she was about to be cooked over a campfire (which does rather concentrate your mind, I expect) and pulled her out of the fire and moped about in the rain looking all hurt and confused when she snogged him again and left.

Anyway, he's still more proactive/less vanilla than Aramis is, even if he never gets round to actually shagging them.

Elk try again when she's not in the house?

Ok. Aramis, that famously unsexually proactive member of the Musketeers.