Swagger Inn Thread 114: Grab a cake off the trolley and the musketeer of your fancy <nto>

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Oh the fecking rota, I keep forgetting. I'll get the hang of it eventually. What?? I'm just thinking. I'm allowed to think about it, right?

Fluff oh yes, we can all fantasize think
for Cinn btw

I am at SaturdayMorningSportingActivity and can confirm that for once their internet is working, and DH did indeed faff about with parental control settings on t' internet last night.

Morning

What helen said about Aramis & the dungeon - but I like your interpretation of the gif fluffy, we all know that Aramis could easily cope with a couple of wenches at once. He proves it every Thursday night.

for cinn

Hope DH gets the home internet sorted for you helen

Some Saturday morning afternoon pretty

Thursday Threesome Fancy? I REALLY need to get on that rota. In the meantime though I have a date with Father Vega tonight.

fluffy. Thursday is madame's night & she kindly agreed to share with me. We can confirm the man has stamina!

I'm thinking of Lancelot again tonight - Lancelot brandishing a large weapon

"Large weapon"

Fancy I'm glad to hear that you're good at sharing and that he has stamina. Father Vega's inexperience and enthusiasm, whilst heartwarming, does make for a somewhat more shortened experience than I would like. Still, needs must.

Stil nothing..
Am on laxido
Have eaten prunes
Taken syrup.of figs
Even glycerine repositories
Help me!

Badders you need a strong coffee, and Marlborough heavy and a jog. That'll sort you out.

My cleaner is £8.50 an hour, she does all my floors, the bathrooms, the kitchen inc. oven and pots if I've been that slovenly, dusts and polishes everywhere and had a go at the grout in the shower when we were on holiday. The place looks and smells ah-maze-ing after she's been....until about 30 seconds after the kids come home.

I'm peckish

Will try a coffee
I don't smoke!
Jog? Ahahahahahahaha bless you.

I think walking is supposed to be good too badders - something to do with the action of your muscles as you walk? Presumably a brisk walk rather than a leisurely amble though!

Still no poo then badz? That's crap
Both DC back from football matches very soggy and cold. Nothing else to report really

Trying to think of something suitably wenchie - but quite frankly words fail - but please be assured that Dog is the Bollocks - and I could lick him up all day

Yes Fancy I am definitely prepared to put the effort onto a comprehensive training regime because he is fucking gorgeous worth it

Wouldn't mind nibble on that one Elk

Poor wifey Here, try this

He does look gorgeous there tart, and do I see a hint of 'knowing-ness' in that smile? Maybe liv and the cardinal have upleveled his skillz?!

Fancy yes i do believe you are right

I cannot imagine why this thread made me instantly think of wenches

For the record, I pick the sex with Aramis/Santi/Vronsky et al

No need for the strikethrough Anne, it goes without saying. Father Vega sends his regards

Watching Rugby, HBFs all over the place. But none that can compare to this man.

C'mon bads let's get you sorted eh?

Good point fluff.

My name is Anne and I am desperate would like to fuck Santi in all of his incarnations and as himself.

No line.

What Anne said. Keeping our options open.