Morning all. I think Madame has passed her headache on to me
Actually not really, it's not that bad, just a nagging spikey someone's-sporadically-jabbing-a-needle-into-my-head one) so I probably shouldn't be parked in from of a screen.
Mackenzie Crook? oh, er.. not for me thanks. 
Floppers re. the back - Porthos is going to give it a nice rub just as soon as he works out how to climb up to your bedroom window...
for the birthday wenches. Tart and Lyndie ? Dog must be knackered