MIL had ds overnight (for the 1st time) last night. And this morning she managed to get all the following on a 15minute conversation.
"His hat was too small, so we had to buy a new one"
"He has such a temper doesn't he?"
"He didn't fit into his buggy, so we altered the straps"
"He has a chesty cold you know, you ought to get that chesked out"
"Obviously doesn't understand 'No', do you let him get his own way at home?"
I'm sure there was lots more but can't remember anymore!