Swagger Inn: Thread 112: Oktoberfest 2015 UK stylee wenches parteeeeee.

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Wenches know how to parteeeee. The 2015 Oktoberfest is in Munich. Now, who do we know who lives in Munich eh? Shall we transport ourselves over, virtually, using the Tardis? Or shall we just wench and party and have our own Musketeer tribute UK based Oktoberfest of our own?

Welcome to Team A fluffball! Lovely to have you on board to up the Aramis perving

apes - oh god, please dont revive the Twats! The horror...

Too bad we live a bit far away from each other Helen or I could change the zipper for you.

So Fluffball do we know you from Twitter?

Morning wenches new and old!

Hey Fluffy, may I call you Fluffy? welcome to the tav. I have been off travelling for a while so am also newly back here in the bosom of the internet's finest weirdos wenches.

Arfhole Norah and I are sole owners of Porthos and his cock, so you carry on and join Team A*+.

Hmm see flops "fluffy" reminds me of harry potter... (hagrids pet dog?)

But "Fluffball" is my ds's nickname (if you knew him you'd see why) so this could get a bit weird for me.

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG...I CAN'T BREATHE........

Just been on the Twats thread. Funny as. We were really quite feral last year and I miss it I've been actually LOLing reading through it. Poor Fram

Thanks Madame, I'll do my best to increase the perving pleasure!

You may well know me from twitter, yes.

It would be rude of you not to call me Fluffy when you're called Flopsy. Fluffy and Flopsy - fantastic! Rest assured I have no designs on Porthos or his cock and will leave you a Arfhole to enjoy them in peace.

Afternoon all, and welcome to fluffy.

I see apricot has beaten me to both the duckling question and Elkonbury being back in contention for badders. There's no flies on her as my gran would've said.

Congrats to DH badders, shame about the travelling & the effect on your job, but if your gut reaction is not to be gutted, then I guess maybe looking for something more stimulating would be good.

I'm trying to avoid reading that thread for now flopsy as I have stuff to do and then 2 meetings to prepare for this evening. And of course it's Thursday, so then I have Aramis to attend to. if I'm running late madame, then start without me

Hi wenches

badders well done DH, sorry you're ill. Come sit with me on the poorly bench.
You should definitely retrain and do something interesting, boring jobs are just the worst for sucking the life out of you.

Just to go back to the bra thing a minute - mine are 36HH, and I get my bras from BraStop - I pay between £15 and £20 a pop, having found two styles which suit me and I just keep ordering those when I need to replace.

Helen are you still here?

And HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIV you batshit PC loving wench you!! But you're our batshit PC loving wench & we love you.

Sorry to be late joining you At the bar - hoping that drink might still be there (if a little warm by now)

Welcome tart - may I call you that? . A wild stab in the dark - are you Team Dog? He'll be relieved if you are, his is a small team (not a euphemism) & if not gainfully employed by a wench, liv locks him in her dungeon . The poor boy needs more protection.

Welcomes Fluffy and Tart. By names alone, You two should both fit RIGHT in!!

If the shoes fits - tart is about perfect - yes a bit of a giveaway really on my lustful leanings. Not sure how much protection I can offer him though -

Does Dog have a rota? Only it sounds like Tart might be interested in joining!

So, we know who's top of your lists - what about your full boffing order? Top knicker-dropping moments? Fave pics or gifs?

Getting to knooooww you.......

D'art / aramis/ /athos / porthos

Am crap with gifs can't seem to ever get them to work / but as a rule of thumb anything with D'art and a tongue

Oh and this does very odd things to me - baths ........

anything with D'art and a tongue good answer.

For me:
Aramis

Dog
Trev

I used up my pic allownace spamming the thread last night so I can't post any for a while, but 3 of my faves are there at around 11.30pm

Oooh! Tart fab name.
Fluffball there is no Dog rota. Sparks insists that he's always been at No.2 on her list, but there's only Jess and Lyndie who have any interest in S1 Dog - what with him being all feathery-strokey, and they don't post much so help yourself Tart . S2 Dog had a bit more interest, and S3 Dog is considered to look hot/grown up. Sod that for a game of soldiers though, Athos all the way for me.

Have signed out of timesheet and done that job for today

Have had S1 DVD extras on in the background, is vair entertaining. Though I'd rather like lunch now before it's school run time.

Oh - work alert. Ho hum, lunch can wait - deadline looms...

Popped out for a minute and look what I missed!
Boff list: Aramis, d'Art, Trev, Athos.
Top knicker-dropping moment: Peach fanfic (Glad to have assisted you with that - have given Sparks the link to another one for your delectation).

Ah so we have you to thank for the peach fanfic too? You can stay.

You're still not on the rota though. Soz.

Being somewhat new - what is the rota? Not that would appear to apply to me anyway .....