Swagger Inn: Thread 112: Oktoberfest 2015 UK stylee wenches parteeeeee.

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Wenches know how to parteeeee. The 2015 Oktoberfest is in Munich. Now, who do we know who lives in Munich eh? Shall we transport ourselves over, virtually, using the Tardis? Or shall we just wench and party and have our own Musketeer tribute UK based Oktoberfest of our own?

Thanks Fancy.

I'm fine with not being on the rota. I'm the new girl after all and I know my place. One day maybe....

TeamA are terribly civilised and sorted out a rota for sharing Aramis very early on.
Dog/Porthos/Treville don't need a rota, their queues are too short
Athos has a scrum. (and several clones who may or may explode at crucial moments)

Did Sparks warn you we're utterly bonkers?

School run........
I'm hungry

Fucksake, the irony. But I can see that they're not going to need any hand-holding. Was I right that they'd fit in or was I right?

Whoever asked about the fluffball being a baby pooma needs a big slap & quite frankly needs to pay more attention to what's coming out of Santi's mouth. I heat to say it but I can't actually think of an animal less like you than that cutiepie duckling.

How very dare you Sparks?!! Although now I come to think about it...

Well hello there fluffball and dartstart

Uh-huh

helen ahem MINTY!

small team totes is a euphemism

Welcome tart! Thankyouthankyouthankyou for the peach porn.

The peach porn was Fluffball.

Another sentence I'd never thought I'd hear myself say.

Oooh another wench! :)
Welcome seeing as you are not trying to get onto team athos
LOTS of room on team dog afaik :) but be warned! We fear he may be he feathery strokery type!
I have been and got some day and night nurse when we all know what I need is some Dr athos
Ali...you poorly too?

Sorry fluffy.

tart btw dog is also livs number 2.

Oh and you know we call him dog, right?

In case of misunderstanding;
ATHOS

And some good way down the list....

Aramis
Porthos
Dog

I thank you

God...liv!
Have we...er...mentioned what liv gets up to?

I think Dog was my number 3, right from the very first thread.

Athos
Aramis
Dog
Kingy
is my boffing order.

You want to know about the Rota's? Settle down on the chaise-lounge. I'll try and explain, how long have you got? This may take some time.

You think you might get on the Aramis Rota "one day"?
Ha ha ha - hysterical cackles of laughter. Yeah right. Dream on luv!!

OIT TART!!! I will not tolerate Porthos being bottom of your list, although you can't have him either. it's a it like malc's (RIP) rule....'Thou shalt love him as much as me but not as much as me' 'K?

Oh, and Welcome, pull up a stool, not sure if the chaise is fit for use at the mo

Hope Ali and Bads are feeling better.

Oooooh another pencil licker!
Yeah you like that pencil baby...just like that..

Don't bother fluff! It's far too complicated.
We don't take offence at much. Or if we do, we try and get over it pronto.

You know...we really ought to get some sort of washable cover for that chaise....

I thought we did!!
You know how pikeys leave the plastic covering on their caravans? Maybe in hindsight we should have also done that.

....or wenches could stop spilling their drinks on it

I wouldn't bother if it was just spilt Bacardi breezer!
But I think we all know it isn't

I think Dog is a lot of people's number 2 (nlt)

Trev has been gaining in popularity over time.

Once you've got the hang of team compostion and rotas we'll move onto the advanced topic : Santi in his various incarnations & whether you have a kryptonite version.

And now I really do need to bugger off & prep for these meetings. Apologies in advance for the language (not really), this will involve my temperamental printer

What with all these Musketeers 'Shooting their load' and Norah and Flops with their minty chop chip..... In a minute ..... That chaise lounge is .......

Oooooh I've never asked them if they have kryptonite!

Dog is def the fave for wenches' sloppy seconds.

Sorry. How vulgar.