Swagger Inn: Thread 112: Oktoberfest 2015 UK stylee wenches parteeeeee.

[Obs2015]

Wenches know how to parteeeee. The 2015 Oktoberfest is in Munich. Now, who do we know who lives in Munich eh? Shall we transport ourselves over, virtually, using the Tardis? Or shall we just wench and party and have our own Musketeer tribute UK based Oktoberfest of our own?

Morning wenches.

Picture caption "we've done peaches, later banana?"

Obs at Hotel Swagger Inn

I was puzzled as to why my post welcoming any potential new wenches wasn't there this morning, then I realised I'd dreamt it and can't remember what I'd said. FMLDM. Anyway there's plenty of room at the bar. And there's no room on the Team A rota.

They know about the rota

Obs, that six chair challenge is inspired. ARF.

Morning.

Too right about the Aramis rota letus.

badders - can you use a Bravissimo? I rarely have to spend that much for a bra & I'm a more er, 'niche' size than you

Excellent, I have one pic back

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIV

Ooh is it livs birthday? and PC for you liv...

obs LOVING your idea about 10 best bits from TM. we could have a shortlist, and vote for the definitive Swagger Inn Top Ten!!

What is the six chair challenge?

What pic did you mean obs, this one?

Leaving these here to welcome our new wenches. Are they actually here because I haven't scrolled back very far but for when they arrive there are a couple of drinks on the bar and these two waiting to greet them.

No, they're not here yet.

Happy b day liv! ??????

Morning all!

Congrats to your DH Badders. If you're giving your job up does that mean you can come to Elkonbury?

Good idea about the top 10 TM moments Obs. We could have awards in different categories and all put forward nominations. We could call it The TWATS. Oh wait .......

Happy Birthday Liv.

Welcome to new wenches when they pluck up the courage arrive.

Nice link to 'the Twats' Apricot.
Will re-read and use that as the basis of my 'Top 10'.

Thanks Madame. That is the EXACT picture. Bugger. which 'chair' is that one going to go in?

OH MY GOD I DIDNT EVEN THINK OF THAT!!!!!

Good morning ladies. Here we go then! I've a mind to learn a bit about wenching and I'm told that this is the place to do it.

Ooooh - new AraDog wenches. Fab. I won't have to kill them lock them in Liv's dungeon to keep them off Athos then Happy birthday Liv - [balloons]

What fun - we haven't had new recruts since... erm. Who was the last (who is still here - blows Norah's 'you can never leave' theory out the water)?

Lovely pic apricot though I'm slightly bemused by the anachronistic lamp post he's leaning on, which vanishes just below his elbow. Oh - not - I see, it's a pillar from the photoshopped background. (that's not MY Athos - MY Athos would be leaning on the pillar)

Badders for still being sick, and well done on DH promotion (apart from the travelling bit). If you're not sure whether or not you're not sad to have to stop the job, then you probably are pleased about it. I have to work, as ever, though the hideous database job is gradually grinding to a finish. OOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooohhhhh! Quit the job - you can come to Elkonbury after all Ah - apricot already made that point.

Right - work. Soon.

Thanks for all the lovely welcome pics and drinks, it feels like you know me already!

It would seem it has been taken out of my hands!
As am still in my probationary period (1 week left!) I only have to give 1 weeks notice.
So Saturday will be my last shift!
I've been there 3 months (seems less than that) and the people are nice, but I'm not sorry, really. The money was pretty rubbish and I had just been told we are opening New Year's Day too. At least I won't be working over Xmas and new year!
No idea what I'm going to do though....any ideas?

Yay!!! A Fluffball you sound entirely designed for doing the dusting Which team were you?

Welcome Fluffball

Are you coming to Elkonbury then wifey? And it sounds good to retrain, don't really know what that means

This is a nice store I stumbled upon in Bath

www.weirdfish.co.uk/

Dusting? What's that? Us Fluffballs are from Patagonia, which should tell you that I am Team A through and through

team a you say?
Then a hearty welcome to you
Wicked...Will have to see what dh is up to work wise but...yeah. Could be!

Awww, a Patagonian Fluffball. (I'm thinking fluffy baby penguin here, or little baby 'poo-ma' )

FMWork - my motivation is crap and I've done almost nothing. May have to log out to force concentration. Might go and find some chocolate though, and put a load of washing on in the meantime. And put the heating on (or go on the exercise bike to warm up).

WW they made my favourite fleece-whose-zip-has-just-died

Ah, Fluffball are you the duckling who was washed away, and you've ended up here?

Thanks Badders. Just looking back at your bra comment, have you tried Bravissimo? They're fab and a lot less than £50.

Yes, keep thinking fluffy pingu or pooma. Once you get to know me better you'll see the irony!

I will try when insect go into town.
Pooma? Hmm. MAybe I need to watch this programme!

Insect Badders? Is that autocorrect for 'I next'?

Anyway. I have:
loaded dishwasher and set it off
put washing on
made hot chocolate
gazed gloomily out of the window at the gloomy weather

If you see me on here in the next half hour, tell me to FTFO and do some work ok?

Yes
Bloody kindle