Swagger Inn: Thread 112: Oktoberfest 2015 UK stylee wenches parteeeeee.

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Wenches know how to parteeeee. The 2015 Oktoberfest is in Munich. Now, who do we know who lives in Munich eh? Shall we transport ourselves over, virtually, using the Tardis? Or shall we just wench and party and have our own Musketeer tribute UK based Oktoberfest of our own?

Norah, speaking for myself, i need something that:

1. I have a chance of actually filling
2. doesn't flatten anything.
3. doesn't cut into chest or shoulders like cheesewire
4. doesn't have uncomfortable 'booster' inserts
5. isn't lacy or patterned

And I get sick to the back teeth of rootling through trying to find the right size and spending hours trying on different ones.

Yay!!! the penguin escaped from the sealion (or was it a seal? wasn't paying vast amounts of attention)

I'm so with you on scratchy lace helen - surely no woman designed a bra using it?

Oh dear - stupid seal pups.

Also stupid bra-designers. Though they're not featured in Patagonia

I dont find bras difficult. I am perfectly happy with them. It's you lot that keep trying to find problems with them!!!!

Night wenches.

You know what I don't find difficult? Looking at this picture mentally adding own caption

Night Wicked. Hope you're not too sore in the morning after your exercises today.

Night ww

letus. That pic is good in so many ways

Ahhh, that'd be Dog reminding Aramis to refocus as he's just remembered it's Wednesday night.

Maybe Dog's saying 'It's ok Aramis, I can deal with things here - you're due at Sparks's in 5 minutes'

Right, listen up wenches. I have recruited 2 new members who are thinking of joining in in here & I've told them the more the merrier.

One's Team A & the other's Team Dog. So that most recent pic is very apt. I know they are wench material & they like the sound of the Tav so they're coming to dip their toes in the water. But they're a bit nervous b/c they think it's like intruding on a group of friends.

I've told them we're all lovely so just everyone be themselves but get your wench on

Right you are Sparks

Is this the sort of thing you're looking for?

What?

you did say to get our wench on

This is a bloody great excuse to spam the thread with Arapics

I'm on TH a roll

Last pic, so for some variety...

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Only kidding

I'm just going for a quick lie down.....

Keep em coming. These are going to go down very well.

And look at how many double-entendres can be fitted into 2 sentences.

Good God, that smirk as Dog gets punched. He would get it so bad.

Oh god I know - Aramis's smirk is one of the sexiest things on the planet - utter filth. But fun as well.

And the breathlessness of the one below is hot too. I'm getting so impatient for s3 and new pics/gifs to perve over.

I am a 36ff.
To buy a bra that really fits well I would have to spend £50 at least.
So I have bras that dont fit well :)
In other news....I am ill. Well....sort of. Nose streaming and sore throat. Oh dear.
Dh got his promotion :) but it means more travel :( so I will have to knock my weekend job on the head. Can't decide if I'm disappointed or not!?
I may looking to 're training. As something.
More wenches? As long as they arent team athos bring em on! :)

Morning.
Awaits new wenches.

I am going to try and have a S1 & S2 recap, before S3 starts.
I plan, over the next month of so, to decide on my top 10 or top 20 moments.

I will re-jig, adjust and change constantly. It'll be like the 6 chair challenge.

I might do a picture one
1)Athos about to me shot
2)Athos coming through the doors
3) I cant believe you slept with the queen.
4)aramis - I love that in a woman. Violence.
5)Athos water bucket
6) Dog shirt off after being shot

I have to go to work. Will ponder this....

Elk, I like that Athos picture, that Madame posted, unbuttoned shirt.
Knight & Queen?
Yes, that has to go in my list.
Madame could you please post it again?

MMMMMOOORRRRRRNNNIIIINNNGGG FFFFFFUUUUUCCCCCKKKEEERRRSSSSSZZZZZZ

I hope the new recruits know that once they're in they stay in. And they can never leave?

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