Swagger Inn: Thread 112: Oktoberfest 2015 UK stylee wenches parteeeeee.

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Wenches know how to parteeeee. The 2015 Oktoberfest is in Munich. Now, who do we know who lives in Munich eh? Shall we transport ourselves over, virtually, using the Tardis? Or shall we just wench and party and have our own Musketeer tribute UK based Oktoberfest of our own?

This thread is lacking a certain someone...although he has been very busy these past weeks

Madame I have to agree, you are not a 36 band, really not.

Helen I will stick to a toddy, or something, definitely nothing salty passing these lips!!

Fancy entirely agree with you about TV. Life is hard enough without being dragged through the depths of other people's depression when you sit down to relax of an evening!!

flops he is generally so much better. It's a SEN preschool so they're really geared to his needs.

They rang me pretty much straight away to discuss the note I'd left in his book. And they thought it was cos he's been ill and recovering but they will keep an eye on him and encourage him to have a little more time in their sensory chill out room and slow down a little. The preschool leader raved about him, how affectionate and pleasant he is and how much the staff adore him. they said they couldn't imagine him being aggressive as he is so lovely in class. so he is saving it all up for home, but I'm proud of the little guy. I must be doing something right at home.

Well done mouse! That's really lovely. Bless him.

Maybe I have big ribs?

Sounds like he has settled really well mouse & the nursery sounds great too, lovely that they've responded so positively to your note.

Maybe you do madame but possibly not that big . The tightness of a really well fitting bra can take some getting used to. I find the vice like grip snug fit of mine quite reassuring now.

And I can't believe I didn't give flopsy a welcome back (gentle) squidge yesterday - what am I like? I take it titbumps are out of the question for a while flopsy?

EEEEVVVVEEEEEENNNNNNIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGG FFFFFFUUUUCCCCCKKEEEERRRSSSSSSSZZZZZZ

norah!!!

Of FFS, I pressed 'post message' instead of 'choose file'

Evening all!

Found this box on my new desk today, left behind by the previous person. It was obviously meant to be...

Evening all

Why can't Madame be a 36? I'm a 34... (measure as 32 but they cut through me like cheesewire. We've done all this already)

Mouse - good to hear pre-school are on the case

Norah!!

floppers since you have nothing better to do with your time (Porthos excluded), you could do some bongs - assuming we've been interesting enough?

And, as ever, FMSubconcious. Last night I had a dream about going shopping with my favourite author. which was nice and all. But not an HBF or a peach in sight.

Brilliant Madame - that can be your emergency wenching store - full of pictures of Aramis and instructions for bra measuring

I'm 36 and I'm twice the size of you two, Helen and Madame

BRA WARS!!!!!!

I bought a step up thingy + a training DVD several months ago and this evening I finally used it! I almost had a heart attack and sweated like a pig so I didn't do the whole session but at least it's a start. I think I will feel it in my legs tomorrow

I meant that as in I am chunky of torso, compared to you sylph-like ladies ... not referring to actual nork size

Does seem odd though. I'm a 32, occasionally a 34 to avoid that cheese wire feeling that Helen describes.

Yay ww - I'd offer you , but that would feel like sabotage!

Love the idea of an emergency wenching store

Evening wenches.

In fact

Mouse - sounds remarkably like DS2. Even his childminder doesn't recognise the child I sometimes describe that I've dealt with of an evening/morning.

Just to say something about bras, particularly the underwired variety. When I was trying different styles on in Debenhams I put one on that was the correct size but was almost painful. Tried the same brand in the same size but with a bit of fabric beneath the underwires IYSWIM. Made all the difference.

Hang on, I need to post a video.

All this talk of going bra shopping.
You lot talk about it all the time. LetUs, Helen.
The last ..... 10,12,15 bras I've bought are all uncomfortable. Im going to throw them all away. I've decided!!
I'm back to wearing my old trusty faithful, which the wire pokes out of every morning. The whole is so scabby and truely embarrassing. I hate bra shopping more than I hate just about everything else.

Ooh I remember that one letus - the 'up next' selection on the right is a real nostalgia fest

I can have some Fancy

lobs at at ww

I have a broad back. to go with my orangutan arms

LetUs

Assume I am not rewatching with elk tonight then Not to worry Elk, I luffs you anyway.

WW well done on exercise.

I'm genuinely baffled why people with small or normal tits find bras difficult. I mean you can find them almost anywhere in all sorts of colours/fabrics and designs and for as little or much as you can afford. I'm stuck with £30-£40 (at least) ones that I don't like and are usually uncomfortable. In fact the best effect/hold/shape comes from wearing two at once.

Hope things are better now elky you deserve better.

My ds1 is particularly like that mouse and letus, out of school etc he is a completely different person.