Swagger Inn: Thread 112: Oktoberfest 2015 UK stylee wenches parteeeeee.

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Wenches know how to parteeeee. The 2015 Oktoberfest is in Munich. Now, who do we know who lives in Munich eh? Shall we transport ourselves over, virtually, using the Tardis? Or shall we just wench and party and have our own Musketeer tribute UK based Oktoberfest of our own?

Night wenches. Watching Hinterland on Netflix. Episode 2 - no idea why they bothered with the first 50 minutes of the episode. the only action happened in the last 10 minutes and the rest was just a muddle.
The main character is the boyfriend of Zoe from Spooks who I thought was French.

Alibabs you need to down a FuzzyTom for sore throat, or gargle something salty - or so I've read

Hope it's better soon though

Night drink, 50 minutes would be quite a severe edit!

Dr helen - is there any illness for which your remedy is not a dose of Athos?

Oh you gorgeous bunch of women, thank you so much for all your kind words and offers to kick MrE in the nadgers. I feel like I've been wrapped up in a warm comforting bosom

Well done floppers I hope you've treated yourself to some mint choc chip thing lovely for being so brave.

Issy that's so rubbish, I feel your lack of sleep....here have some of my gin

I now need to plan my list of Tom incarnations, in order of priority....this could take a while. I start a spreadsheet.

yes, elk, all those lovely angry kicking women, eh?

fancy I'm not sure - -think the episode would greatly benefit from it. you should like the series though - it's in rural Wales...

36B sized, m&s bra-clad TBSs to elk flops fancy* and all other wenches in need. Blimey we have had a time of it today! Tomorrow's another day eh...

Zzzzzzzzzz

Is it grim though drink? I'm losing patience with gritty dramas. I want a tv diet of glittery unicorns cantering across rainbow meadows and farting gold dust. Or wall-to-wall hbfs being FAF.

And I can't believe..... I missed madame's last day. So glad you've finished there & really hope the new position is a big improvement

That's a dangerous admission on here madame - an M&S bra . I'm sure cinn has a klaxon for these situations.

there you go, fancy, you can thank me now

are you sure you're measured properly madame?

And Madame how is 36b a tbs? I would kill to fill a M&S 'a', let alone a B.

Pay attention subconcious - this is Athos as played by Tom - the Musketeer Athos. Work with it for once would you?

Thank you drink! The haiku made me laugh

I dont give a toss drink cos theyre comfy and they look nice!

fancy today was fucking exhausting but it's ALLLLLL OOOOOOVER NOOOOOW. At 8pm when Id finally done all my shit and thrown away the contents of my desk I moved my little bag of crap to my lovely old corridor and did actually nearly weep with joy and relief.

haiku? out of all that, you got a haiku?

Its cos I put on weight during my last abortive attempt to quit smoking helen. So now Im a smoker with a spare tyre and slightly bigger tits

Bloody hell helen, I'm ruined, can't even look at pictures of fruit without GTRH now

Well not just that drink, but the haiku was especially funny.

madame i think party Aramis is called for.
I can only imagine how fab that must've felt to chuck away the contents of your desk. Did you stick two fingers up at it as you threw it out & tell it to FRO?

Morning wenches.

Elk - what the wenches have already said but an additional kick in the nads for MrElk.

for everywench.

Was knackered last night. It's taking twice as long as usual to get to and from work so I'm getting in a few minutes late and getting home way later than usual. Multiple lots of roadworks. Whevs.

Do you start your new job today Madame? All the good luck if so.

I've just guffawed at that peach.

Peaches have long been my favourite fruit. They're never gonna be the same again now.

And Madame your boobs may have grown but you is NOT a 36 band.

Oh god here we go again!

Yes letus new job starts today! Woo!

Morning

Oooh

TM has gone off to preschool, giggling away. I stuck a note in his home school diary asking them how his behaviour is and that he's come home grumpy the last two days. You lot were so lovely about it, I got a little sniffle from the lovely comments.

I'll just have lunch ready the minute he arrives and send him off for a nap straight after.

How was TM today mouse? Are they handling his s&l ok?