Swagger Inn: Thread 112: Oktoberfest 2015 UK stylee wenches parteeeeee.

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Wenches know how to parteeeee. The 2015 Oktoberfest is in Munich. Now, who do we know who lives in Munich eh? Shall we transport ourselves over, virtually, using the Tardis? Or shall we just wench and party and have our own Musketeer tribute UK based Oktoberfest of our own?

at MrLetuseszzzzz noisy crisps

I hope they're Hula Hoops. Are they Hula Hoops?

Kettle chips are noisy too.

This is why pickled onion flavoured Monster Munch are such a great crisp - not too noisy.

Had to pause for a bit - 'Patagonia'

I have missed Patagonia due to reading some knicker evaporating fanfic. I literally have no words .... None.

Cinn - when I bookmark it next time I am having Patagonia as my text alert.

If you do that then you must realise that at Elkonbury team A will be constantly texting you?

They were just your bog standard Walkers crisps but even the packet was very bloody loud. Don't think he was doing it on purpose.

Hope DS has improved by the morning Helen.

I have Hula Hoops Nor. DS loves them.

So, not seen this weeks Patagonia due to the same fanfic as Anne read. My DC are a bit wussy about animals so I'm guessing it's not for sharing with them even with penwings in it?

Lovely to hear news re DB (Cinn) and end of crap job (Madame).

It wasnt that bad mrsb, Im just a total wuss. About 1-2 cute little animals die on it each week I reckon, then they follow it up with something heartwarming where an even cuter animal nearly dies but doesnt. To make you feel better. Innit.

Going to my mums soon. She has a decent m&s near her, unlike the shite one here, so I am going to spend my birthday money on bras and new work clothes. Woo!

Not getting on well with P at the moment so am aiming to spend as little time with him as possible. Hopefully going away next weekend too.

Moooooornninnngggggggg

Just done my local park run. Who knew there were so many HBFs in this town! Oooooft! I didn't know which way to look first

Don't buy M&S bras, Madame, don't do it!!!!

Ahem

Anyway, trip to forrinparts is in early November, and hopefully will not feature a repeat of last time I went, when so much snow fell so quickly, it took the famouslyefficientandusedtosnow nation by surprise and the airports were closed.

Morning

That sounds like a great incentive to do exercise elk. Can you arrange for some to be around for Elkonbury?

Have a good time at your mum's madame and remember all you've learned from your course!

Are their bras crap cinn? I've heard their fitting service is inept, but haven't fitted into worn any of their bras for years. Well decades would be more accurate.

Oh and the thread needs this

Emerged from under blanket (thanks LetUs) re. "not seen this weeks Patagonia due to the same fanfic as Anne read"
I'll second that, except it was my timesheet that was very sparse yesterday due to said fanfic.

Madame - I found that Debenhams in your neck of the woods were better than M&S for bras. Though if M&S still stocked my size I'd be perfectly happy to replace my old M&S ones with new M&S ones. re. P

DS seems better this morning - his ear still hurts but not enough to induce distressed wailing. I heard DH talking to 111 (or whoever you call these days) had better go and engage in RL to find out what the verdict is. (suspect calpol and hot waterbottle and call back if it gets worse...)

We are catching up with Merlin and Patagonia later today. We have the boring tidy up going on, DS1 has a friend coming round who I find hard work but his mum loves a play date and has had DS1 a number of times over the last year. Oh shit we won't actually have time before Strictly!

Glad he's feeling a bit better helen, would an ibuprofen based pain killer be useful as it's also an anti-inflammatory? Apologies if you've already tried this.

Morning all.

Watched Patagonia and Santi sent me to sleep again. I need him in the middle of the night.

I'm off to a High School reunion at lunchtime. Oh God! I only know two of those who are going and haven't seen them since the last reunion 6 years ago. I don't know whether to go all wench on them and shock them all! At least I'll be one of the youngest there, so that will be novel.

Hope DS feels better soon Helen. Happy shopping Madame.

I am trying to do some research to help DS with his homework, and I'm looking at the picture on office the wall instead.

Elk you are disgustingly talented. That's all.

Hope Apricot is having fun (and being wenchy, if appropriate)

(feel free to arrange the words in the first line into an actual sentence)

Just been for a walk to the local market - came back with curries goat and rice and peas for lunch. So stuffed. will never fit into graduation robes

Morning.
Glad to read of curried goat, bra shopping, loud crisp eating, youngest at re-unions.

We enjoyed going to Wembley to watch England play. Apart from the fact that an old lady crashed into the back of dh's car.
I finally got my school letter. Very Late last night. Last minute dot com. Only 4 days late then. It was as bad as I feared. Cuckoo, cuckoo, nutter - might not be here much, I'll be too busy checking out mental institutions !!

Eh Obs? I'm not sure if they are sending you on holiday or (sadly more likely) that they have been insulting again.

You know what? Fuck em. At least you tried and your version is on record.

Hope Apes is behaving badly

I've done hardly anything today, coloured my hair and done laundry is all. Nice and lazy, as weekends should be. DC turned down Patagonia when I warned them bits might be a bit sad. We settled for Steve Backshall in Deadly instead, mmmmm mmmmm.

Evening wenches.

Saw this today and I want it

What is that ww? Looks kind of harry potter?

Bought some clothes and bras from m&s woo! Ds has had a httyd toy bought for him by my mum so is very happy.

apes how was the reunion?

obs what mrsb said.

I am also reading the fanfic in instalments every time I use the loo Farkin ell!!!!! It is totes amazeballs. Training dog!!! did norah write it???

It's a chest? Box?