The disgusting things children do....

[Lisa78]

DS1 is 15, I have lived thru him being sick on me, pooing on me, drinking from the dogs bowl etc but he's just played a blinder. He had a bug on Sunday night / Monday and was quite sick all night - obviously he didn't make it to his bathroom at one point cos he has been sick in his bedroom bin - ugh. Bad enuf, but better than the floor you say? Yes, agreed, BUT I just went to empty the bin and found it... YUCK! He didn't empty it out or even tell me...YUCK!
Have thrown the whole bin away

Yuck that is gross. I bet it stank when you found it.

Reminds me of the fist night I ever stauyed over with dh when we first met. He was at Uni and in digs with 5 other lads. The house was disgusting. Anyway I'd had far too many beers and woke up in the middle of the night and I hoyed all over his duvet about 10 times. Proper projectile vomit. Bang went my sex goddess image. He simply rolled up the whole duvet and chucked it in the cellar. 6 months later they all moved out, and yes, the sick covered duvet was still in the cellar!

make that "disgusting things males do"

yes disgusting things males do would be better ... i have just found dss's stinky socks hidden behind cushion on sofa with used plaster stuck to them YUCK!!

When they were about 18 months old ds twin1 had sudden onset of the squits while in the bath...with his brother. I managed to get a disgusted ds twin2 out just in time but had to hose down ds twin1, all the bath toys and the bath itself.

I thought I had coped brilliantly with the horrors of the nappy contents but nothing prepared me for that. Even poos on the floor wee not as bad as that! I get shudders thinking of it now and I bet ds twins do too!