Swagger Inn Thread 109. The Back to School & Back to Wenching Thread

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It's a new term so early to bed for the little darlings & back to the Muskeperving for us wenches. New pupils always welcome if you are taking Musketeers A-Level. You 4 new boys in leather can come & sit at the front where I can keep an eye on you And no guns in class. Now FOCUS you lot.

Evening

Think helen has a good idea - go to the first & see if there are any hbfs what it's like. Could be fab & really interesting. Or not. You may wonder 'what if' if you don't do it.

Maybe your DS1 can be lent out to wenches to educate MrWenches who aren't pulling their weight comtess? Have you got over yesterday's football disappointment?

AAAARRREEEEETTTTT FFFFUUUCCCKKKEEERRRRSSSSSSZZZZZZ??!!

Fancy no not really. A few snarky remarks at work pissed me off as well. Still only need a point but was well fucked off really.

Do LOVE Chris Coleman tho. Supported Fulham randomly for a time when he played there just because. He gets proper cross and I do like that.

I feel like celebrating

And this is also for letus as it sounds like she needs some Aramis

I feel like celebrating

And this is also for letus as it sounds like she needs some Aramis

Ooooooooooohhhhhh

arrrrrrffffffffffffff!!!!!!

alright there my loverrrrrrrrr

And I'm just going to take this opportunity to say that even when a DH is a very helpful and handy person, it doesn't stop them occasionally being A MASSIVE DICKHEAD

Aaaaarffhooooole

I'll be honest. I've not RTFT. Probs won't either.
But I have seen that dh's are not pulling their. Weight. Well. Yes. And poor mousey and badders

Oh and some thing about letuseszzssz dangly bits?

Snogs and titparps to all my wenches!

Blobbing like there's no tomorrow, been using a lot of Ibuprofen and tea today

Letus I KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE

Ooh a double post - bit of a bonus as I only had one pic left

I hope you had your brf upped to the max for those rude fuckers comtess

Fancy BRF with disparaging nostril flare. A speciality.

NORAH!!!!!!!

All is right again with the world.
Where you been at, baby?

Letus...thank you. It's helps to have the tav to moan at vent to.
Ds2 finally asleep albeit quite restless.
Tmi alert.
I am very constipated.
This could be another reason I am feeling a bit fraught today :)

comtess

Arf at Comtess

A moody one for you moi lub

Loving the new nn elky.
Arf...you will always be nor to me, except when I mix you up with flops. Obv.

DON'T YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT LETUS DID???

WHAT DID LETUS DO???????????

Tell us ww, has she been very norty?

She .... she had ..... meatballs for dinner

Comtesse..where does all the snot come from?! Where?! There can't be any more up there...surely?

Luckily I have no issue with snot or bogeys unlike dh, the effete twat but even I am at my limit today.