Swagger Inn Thread 109. The Back to School & Back to Wenching Thread

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It's a new term so early to bed for the little darlings & back to the Muskeperving for us wenches. New pupils always welcome if you are taking Musketeers A-Level. You 4 new boys in leather can come & sit at the front where I can keep an eye on you And no guns in class. Now FOCUS you lot.

I love the power of wenches - someone always has the right answers. i think I'll try john Lewis as well as Debenhams. Once DS is back at school and I have more free time...

Right - bed. I have to do work tomorrow.

Night all.

Tennis commentator just said "You're just looking for something hard and deep, then you can improve your position"

Night. Again.

Evening, am doing an on-line grocery shop, honest!

letus what a fab Aramis pic.

liv - er, thanks for sparing us the naked bum pics?

helen - yes Debenhams are def worth a try. Can vary a little store to store but they usually seem to have a wider range of sizes than most stores - sometimes I even find one in my size!

Helen, I think Lidl have got ratchet straps in the aisles of weirdness atm.

Awake, brilliant

Oh - did DH wake you too WW. Hope you got back to sleep...?

Laters....

Morning. Hope you got back to sleep ww

How is mrHelen now, after his op?

Something cheery for us all

Wicked...I had a bad night too :(
Back to Dr this morning so will see what she says.
Will probably need to take mum shopping as she is back from her trip. She seemed on quite good form last night

Morning wenches.

Any chance of sleep-deprived wenches getting a nap today? Not being able to sleep is shit.

Ratchet straps is making me . We have an italicised tree Helen.

DS1 nervously excited for school. DS2 totally unfazed.

And another ep8

Tearooms???......Feckin' TEAROOMS ?????? envy]

We'll be all sitting, ankles crossed, on doilies, sipping Jizzy Athos out of finest Minton with our pinkies in the air next!!!

I'll just whisper this as a gentle reminder....

HOT SWEATY FILTHY LEATHER CLAD BEARDY FUCCKKKERRRRRZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!

LiKE THIS
*

Tbf, here was a preference expressed for afternoon tea involving naked Mr Darcy covered only by some petit fours elk

I did mention that I would prefer Afternoon Tea with a musketeer, and not so civilized

I overslept naturally I'm supposed to be working instead I'm drooling over AT menues in Bath. I think we'll go to the Pump Room Restaurant, looked a bit elegant so it will really suit us

Found this whilst looking for pics - some excelllent captions here, haven't read it properly yet s1 finale

WHERE IS SPARKLE??? Has she landed yet? I wanna discuss Sal Price's oral fixation!!

Here, btw:

youtu.be/GDUNGX0M5HI

And if anywench has any other Santi gifts from youtube, please post them here too...

fancy that is a great review! Totes hilaire! Roll over red scarlach...

Awww, series 1, those were the days.

I particularly like this line, in which the writer gently questions the paternity of anne's unborn child:

"Awwwwww shit. That baby is coming out with a goatee and charming one-liners!"

No electricity, great

Oh no ww, how come, are there storms over your way?

I loved that line too madame . I'm reading the recap of ep 1, after the fight at the camp the writer asks "Are the red guards even trained? If so, is it in pottery making and the tango? "

I need to find reviews of all eps!

WW that's really crap. Have a pic to cheer you up

First day back at school for ds1 and he had to run not to miss the bell as ds2 (who we'd dropped off first) threw a tantrum at nursery. I didn't run with him (would have coughed up my guts) so missed seeing him walk in and had to guess what his choices on the lunch menu would have been - feel like most disorganised mum in the world.

Hope tired wenchii have managed to have some respite today.

Ds2 was happier going in today.
I also found his coat!
Went to Dr...nothing doing basically :( am doomed to feel like this forever.
Ww...hope your power comes back on soon.
Ds1 has football practise tonight so am hoping ds2 goes too and I can veg out!
Really not sleeping well due to night sweats and general feeling crapness.

Hello all.
Oh I totally love the bloody Athos picture.

Hopes all those children who have returned to school are ok. My 2 start tomorrow.

Ds2 said he "likes year 2 better than year 1" so I guess that's good? :)
I feel like shite again.
Have ordered loads of menopause vits off amazon.

Afternoon wenches.

Wonderful review Fancy.

Is your electricity back yet WW?

Badders won't she let you try a different HRT, or don't you want to? I tried loads before I found one that suited me. It's not necessarily a good idea though, because as soon as you come off it, you're back into the flushes and night sweats, as I have found out.

Well I have electricity hopefully

I spent the time clearing out stuff, got rid of lot of old clothes I had packed in cardboard boxes for when I get thin again And some other stuff. Feel quite proud of myself. But I'm just getting started!

Fancy that was really funny, can't wait to read the others

Thanks for the Issy

and [snogs] for wifey

I'm off to cook some dinner in case the power goes out again