Swagger Inn Thread 108: Swords at the ready? Musketeering a go-go.

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

Welcome to Thread 108 of rampant objectification and plot discussion perving over BBC Musketeers and any other HBFs that take your fancy

Pull up a bar stool, be polite to mother superior and she may get you the dirnk of your choice.

There will be a roll call once all wenches are back from their summer hols.

Love this from Tumblr, esp as someone added the comment "Ma'am, your fangirl is showing"

Help! anne has broken!

Il doctore will see you now anne.

bads the air cadets are well used to dealing with would-be pilots who can't be pilots (after all the RAF couldn't run if all the people who wanted to be pilots were pilots). I'd let him join and find out in his own time.

Meanwhile in Stark Towers, I've been sewing a utility belt to hold toy tools for ds2 as he is determined to dress as Bob the Builder for the Superheroes day at nursery tomorrow (also been making banana buns and a few top hats with the marshmallows the dc hadn't eaten). Feel in need of a whisky now.

Just lost a long post there but it was mostly tedious moaning about trying to find stuff in my house, so I'll save you all from it.

What's fuck all Friday? We all get to fuck all the Musketeers?

Fuck all Friday sounded pretty good when first mentioned. But now it sounds awesome! If I pass on Porthos & Athos can I get an extra go with Aramis & Dog? We caould set up a swap scheme where we trade turns?

Fancy that one was really funny, is she looking at his crotch? Must be a wench

Had still stressed out

Grazie Signora di Chevreuse.

It definitely looks like it doesn't it ww? What a wench!

I still feel really weird after quitting the AD's, and get short attacks of dizziness, it's really annoying, but seems to be normal when I google it

Oh yes - fridays sounds very interesting now. Fancy, I'll swap your Athosfor my Dog, no probs.

I'm done - night all.

Night Helen

Fancy great minds. I was going to say I'd pass on my go on Porthos . (Can't suspend disbelief due to those slip ons).

Did google give any idea on how long you can expect the dizzy spells to go on for ww?

helen, it's a pleasure doing business with you It's a deal

comtess, I know what you mean. I don't like the er, accent either. I find a posher voice to be more sexy. Or Trev when he gets all authoritative

Gentle for you Wicked

Hope all goes well for DH tomorrow Helen. DH has in recent years had a hernia op and a knee op. On each occasion he suggested he would get a bell in case he needed assistance. I said he'd end up back in hospital having it removed

Well done Madame

There will be no swapping of turns on Friday as far as Aramis is concerned thank you very much

Agreed Fancy.

Chartres.

Duty and pleasure

Shoot damn you (and other posh shouty bits) , knees weaken

Oof.

Morning all.

DH is upstairs being not allowed any coffee or food #grumpy
I am downstairs wanting more sleep #grumpy

Had better get dressed and do my chauffering duties...

Good luck to MrHelen with his op. Hope it goes well.

Good luck x

Hope it goes well.

Morning wenches.

Everything crossed for today Helen.

Forgot to say Badderz, I'm not impressed with the Strictly line up so far this year either.

I'm imagining a Muskteers special Strictly. An Argentine Tango with Santi

Ds1 is very unhappy that he is back to college today and ds2 isn't back til next week!
Just got all his stuff out, new shoes out of box, then realised I only had £4 in my purse for his lunch money!
I really need to get back into routine!

Morning!

helen loads of luck for dh today

ww hope the dizzy spells go today.

Prego anne.

YES - fuck all friday is sounding ace! If aramis is not in the frame cos of letus, Im getting in the Dog queue please...

I have sooooo much work to do today. Dooooom. And it looks like my interview on weds is going to clash with a team lunch I set up earlier. Awkwaaaaaard.

Have good days all xxx

Morning

Posh Athos voice

Good luck to MrHelen!

I think they can last from a couple of weeks to months, I'm getting better but I just want it to stop!

Good Luck Mr Helen and morning all.
bads I hope DS1 first day goes ok.
ww I hope you feel less dizzy today.

I'm tired. I'm going out later for a nice time but right now I want to hide under Dog the duvet for five more minutes.