Swagger Inn Thread 108: Swords at the ready? Musketeering a go-go.

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

Welcome to Thread 108 of rampant objectification and plot discussion perving over BBC Musketeers and any other HBFs that take your fancy

Pull up a bar stool, be polite to mother superior and she may get you the dirnk of your choice.

There will be a roll call once all wenches are back from their summer hols.

Morning wenches
Good luck to Mr Helen. Hope it all goes well.
I think it's still worth him joining the air cadets.

I was kept up till 3.30am by some dickhead who decided just to leave their car alarm going off for hours. I'm so tempted to go out into the street and key their car. Mr M is making hints he wants to go out, not bloody likely.

Morning wenches.

I just got on the bathroom scales. I am now officially heavier than at any time since I had DD. FMBS

It will mean him dripping football though mouse :( so it seems doubly pointless iyswim?
Off to fetch car in a mo. Ds2 has just asked if he can go to pils today.
If they say yes I have a child free day!
Get in!

Apes...you up for a health kick when the kid are all back?
I'm determined to shift this stone I seem to have put on from nowhere.

Morning wenches. Nothing to report. I need desperately to lose about 3 stone and will just need to start getting on with it to be honest. I think trying to walk more is going to factor heavily and I might try running again - there is a local 5K Park Run locally and DS1/DS2 and I did it for the school fun run and DS1 is keen to go back and Comtesse sells the idea of running with your DC really well so I might start that. DH starts work later on weekends so I could get out for a run before he starts etc.

Just popping in to say hello. Am still caravaning in torrential rain!!
Joins weight loss group. Like Apricot, I stepped on the scales a week ago and was horrified to see that I am the heaviest I think I have ever been. ,

OhOh OH!!!! Forgot to say, I had a musketeer dream. Though they weren't in it. I was a runner on set and it was really good fun, though who knew that Judi Dench was in S3? I was carrying stuff about, and trotting around after JP and the costume dept, and then the sodding alarm woke me up to take DH to hospital.

Morning.

When will you hear how things went for MrHelen, helen? Love the appearance of Dame Judi in your dream btw

badders, from what I hear from parents round me, there's a lot to be gained from cadets though, not least that it can look good on a cv when he's older, so not a waste I don't think - unless you think he'll drop it as soon as he finds out about the pilot thing.

Should hear about 2pm I think. I am now logging out of MN, FB, Twitter and anything else I can think of so I stop getting fecking distracted

Also needs to shift some weight (about 2 stone at least) as was the heaviest I ever had been two weeks ago. Now I am merely the second heaviest I have ever been and have run out of clothes as ditched my 'fat clothes' two years ago when I got down to pre-dc weight and vowed never again.

I am DC free til 4pm!
What do I do?.....
Am washing (natch)
Popped in to see mum...she is away for the bank hol weekend (thank god)

Hey obs and issy

I'm child free too badders

I am about to go on lunchtime date with ds1 as DrIssy is off having lunch with the Provost (get him). Am thinking of taking ds1 to the pub.

I'm just sat here watching silly property programmes
Not paid til next week so can't even go shopping! :(
Can't decide if I am getting a cold or its hay fever....

I was going to take ds2 to our local posh cafe for lunch...ah well.

Hello wenches! I have been a little tied up recently yes literally, the Cardinal can be a little over enthusiastic but I'm back! And here's a vision of sexy scrummyness to brighten up your day

Do stop cluttering the thread with pics of that octogenarian liv! :)
Here you go...

Oooh yay apes - does this mean the return of Apricot's Treadmill Rules?

Better an octogenarian than a minger Baddz

"Minger"?
Is that some new definition of minger that means "hot beardy fucker"?
:)
Your devotion to the elderly is admirable.
admirable

Dissing of the talent is not allowed particularly not when it's a FAFFER then FAF HBF.

Glad Dh is ok Helen

Sorry Helen ^ even though Badderz started it by being so horrible to the man that is patently the hottest by far

I promise to behave

Pleased he's alright Helen. Sorry about the non-Musketeer dream.

Rock Star Athos you say...

Yes, to a health kick when the kids are back Badders. It's only half a stone, but it all seems to have congregated around my middle, which ruins all my clothes.

Madame I think I ran out of ideas for the treadmill rules after #30.