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Swagger Inn Thread 107 : Wenches All on a Summer Holiday

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Cinnamoncookie · 12/08/2015 22:06

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FancyFancy · 17/08/2015 10:50

Morning, sorry to hear about insomnia & pesky cats.

I haven't looked into uniform yet - I only buy when they grow out of stuff, I ignore all the 'back to school' nonsense in the shops. Girls' school shoes are shit - too flimsy & don't last. Clarks for boys are fine in my experience & last for ages, but then my DS never played much football at playtime.

It's the PE kit at secondary that is the killer anne - DS's school uniform is quite cheap & trousers, shirts & jumpers can all be bought from supermarkets, leaving only blazer & tie which are (cheapish) to get from school. But PE? Rugby shirt, polo shirt, white polo shirt, shorts, rugby socks, white socks, trainers, rugby boots

And of course with one boy & one girl, at different secondaries, nothingcan be passed down.

MrsEvadneCake · 17/08/2015 10:55

Yy to three in one coats. Just wish big DS would slow down the growing a bit.

Swimming done. Total fiasco thanks to DH. I know he's stressed about his injections later but he is being a knob and I'm getting very cross. I told him in the car to just be quiet in a low growl and he's now not speaking to me. He made us late for swimming and then yelled at little DS. I'm going to take a shovel to him if it continues. Angry He can be really selfish and I'm very fed up of it.

I'm going to take the children to see some Big Hoot owls (statues) later. Now I'm going to eat toast in a stuffmymouthfullbeforeIsaysomethingImightregret way

Baddz · 17/08/2015 10:57

shaved!!!?
Wtaf?
Why?
I would have gone uber mental. I admire your restraint.
Well...that could have been worse. Ds2s feet haven't changed th am God and he had new shoes not long before end of term. Ds1 however is now a size 6! He is only just 12!
So I'm £92 poorer for trainers and shoes and socks.
I will have to break it to Dh that he will need new football boots too.
My nephews will be here soon

FancyFancy · 17/08/2015 10:58

Shock anne at the head shaving. I'd have been fuming too

FancyFancy · 17/08/2015 11:00

Good plan re toast mintyEva

Good luck with the nephews badders

MrsEvadneCake · 17/08/2015 11:10

Have fun with the nephews bads

Thanks Fancy

I agree. The hair cutting and shaving would have really made me furious too. Little DS has the craziest curls.

chaiselounger · 17/08/2015 11:23

I knew that this would go down like a lead balloon, but I did shaving too Anne.
It is actually recommended. For SOME. It stimulates hair growth.

Ds1 was born with loads of black spivvy hair, which was a bit of a shock.

But within a couple of weeks it had fallen out and very blonde hair was coming through. But the blonde was very very short, just coming through. And the black had fallen out in patches, so has long wispy bits, in patches. Looked very odd.

But my friend, a hairdresser recommended I shaved it off she said it wouldn't look odd because the blonde was still practically shaven as it was that short as it was coming through and would get rid of all the black long wispy bits and also it was very good for hair and stimulate, made even stronger and thicker and that was her recommendation.

At first, I thought I cant, then very cautious and wasn't going to do it and then afterwards I wondered all day what I done, because it did look, well shaven , not bauld, but a grade 1,for a cuppa of days. But afterwards it was fine. Within a week it looked much better than the long black patches.

So, I'm just saying , whilst it sounds harsh, it is recommended. By some.

But different if you have a child with long curls that you adore.

MrsEvadneCake · 17/08/2015 11:25

Chaise you made the choice and that's the thing I think. If you decided to after talking to people you trusted then that's great. I'd be cross if it was done by someone else without discussion.

WickedWenchOfTheNorth · 17/08/2015 11:26

Trying to work while having a fantasy about tending to a slightly wounded Athos which leads to epic snogging Grin

Baddz · 17/08/2015 11:32

When ds2 was born he had thick black hair.
He had so much it looked like he was wearing a badly fitted toupee.
I would still have gone mental if anyone had shaved it though.

chaiselounger · 17/08/2015 11:44

True minty true.
Laughing at badly fitting monk toupee.

WickedWenchOfTheNorth · 17/08/2015 12:01

Just decorating.

Swagger Inn Thread 107 : Wenches All on a Summer Holiday
FancyFancy · 17/08/2015 12:14

Something for everyone here

Swagger Inn Thread 107 : Wenches All on a Summer Holiday
WickedWenchOfTheNorth · 17/08/2015 12:26

OMC at Tom

WickedWenchOfTheNorth · 17/08/2015 12:26

Look at Tom I mean Confused

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 17/08/2015 12:47

What a wonderful contraception this thread is! Grin I am certainly not having anymore do I can bleed money out for uniforms and shoes!

I'm smarting now cause I promised DD a football kit. Got a cheap top and shorts but shoes got to be proper, innit. Sad

LiviaDrusillaAugusta · 17/08/2015 13:05

Afternoon wenches!! Brew

Enormouse · 17/08/2015 13:09

Shock at the shaving a baby's head. But there are some cultures that do it.

I remember when Mr M shaved his own head a few months after we started dating. With his shaved head and love of wearing high lacing doc martens and leather jackets I looked like I had a deeply unpleasant neo nazi fetish when I was out for him. Needless to say I made him wear a hat for 3 weeks till there was a shadow of growth. Even in bed.

Nothing kills the mood in a young relationship like a hat.

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 17/08/2015 13:10

Drink you can get cheap footie boots at Sports Direct...

(Hi Liv)

Enormouse · 17/08/2015 13:10

*out with

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 17/08/2015 13:11

PS - Badders - two loads of washing so far today Grin

LetUsPrey · 17/08/2015 13:36

Afternoon wenches. I've caught up but RBNR. Squidges, cwtches, snogs, gropes, and inflicting of pain on DPs where appropriate.

School trousers bought. Did other bits for DS1 at the beginning of the holidays. Thankfully neither DC need new shoes.

I've just looked over to the washing machine (load number 4) and noticed I didn't put the washing liquid in. Fucksake.

I shall look for my favourite Santi/Aramis photos and try to narrow it down to three.

LetUsPrey · 17/08/2015 13:38

Oh and Badderz - I bought some news clothes pegs and a new prop today

Baddz · 17/08/2015 14:11

Helen...I'm up to 3 so far (as well as school shoe run, trip to asda and going to see mum...

I am feeling like crap today (period related) and so I have cheated and fed the boys fish and chips from the chip shop.
They are all now watching a film and are eating haribo.

On weds I am planning a trip to macdonalds

Then on Thursday its work.

Tomorrow is ironing day. Should only take a few hours....

Baddz · 17/08/2015 14:13

Let us...4 loads? You temptress. :)
I am a bit fetishy about pegs (quelle surprise I hear you cry) I like the big chunky ones in bright colours.
I could put another load on.
But I'm not.
Because my uterus is trying to kill me.

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