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Swagger Inn thread 105...come one, come all <ylt> <ywb>

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Flopsy28 · 26/07/2015 22:22

To perve over discuss the BBC Musketeers serieses'sz 1 & 2.
Photos, Rudey dreams and washing welcome.

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SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 01/08/2015 12:10

Comtess Grin Have a lovely pimms-swilling weekend surrounded by Welsh cheapskates

I am watching Ninjago with DS It's a new series, I only have a very vague idea of what's going on, and there's no HBFs in sight.

Hope everyone has a good weekend and Floppers and Issy have a good hols.

WickedWenchOfTheNorth · 01/08/2015 12:11

I hope holidaying wenches have a fab time Smile

And I just want to jump Tom and rip his clothes off

WickedWenchOfTheNorth · 01/08/2015 12:12

I really want to try Pimms Smile

Enormouse · 01/08/2015 12:44

badders what an idiot. I'll kill him for you.

ww I've bought pimms at the systembolaget before Wink

Baddz · 01/08/2015 12:54

He is now in his man shed.
and he can fucking stay there!
I have done all the housework I am doing today!
I have even washed the shower curtain
Oh, and some bustard tried to scam me via e mail yesterday! PayPal. So be vigilant wenches!

WickedWenchOfTheNorth · 01/08/2015 13:23

Mouse I'm too cheap to buy a whole bottle before I tried it Grin

FancyFancy · 01/08/2015 14:29

I wasn't planning on using that confessional liv. I'd like an uncontaminated one with a HBF in it. Preferably one whose parents wanted him to become a priest.

Pimms is scrummy ww, I don't think you'd be wasting your money if you bought a whole bottle. Plus it'll keep once open, so if you don't like it (unlikely), you can save it until you move to the wench commune next have guests.

Sympathies badders, nothing more annoying than someone doing a job & creating a new one for you through incompetence.

FancyFancy · 01/08/2015 14:30

Have we seen this one before?

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Enormouse · 01/08/2015 14:32

ww and any other pimms loving wenches, it's £8 on amazon at the mo.

Baddz · 01/08/2015 14:32

I specifically said "just do a quick run round with the Hoover"
Did he?
Did he fuck
Oh no.
He decides to pull the bed out and in doing so my lamp falls the the floor and smashes.
Twat.

WickedWenchOfTheNorth · 01/08/2015 15:11

I can't order it from Amazon because of the laws in Sweden Sad But I will try it next time in Britain Smile

WickedWenchOfTheNorth · 01/08/2015 15:15

Gorgeous weather here so of course I'm inside cleaning Hmm I'm trying to use superstrong vinegar to clean the shower cubicle.

LetUsPrey · 01/08/2015 15:38

£8 on Amazon you say Mouse? I may stock up.

Wicked, it's pissing it down here so you could come to mine, do some cleaning without missing any sunshine and drink some Pimms!

Badderz - has he shown any remorse? Twatty thing to do.

I think the confessional is going to be very busy Grin

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FancyFancy · 01/08/2015 16:06

At least Team A know how to form an orderly queue & to take turns....

FancyFancy · 01/08/2015 16:09

We haven't had a pic of the Captain for a while

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WickedWenchOfTheNorth · 01/08/2015 16:10

What's this orderly que you speak of? Hmm

FancyFancy · 01/08/2015 16:12

And I'm posting this just because

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FancyFancy · 01/08/2015 16:14

It's the means by which Team A maximises boffing time ww. Plus, we like to be polite

LiviaDrusillaAugusta · 01/08/2015 16:14

Fancy Orderly queue for Aramis??? Really???? GrinGrinGrin

That's like saying Team Cardinal share nicely GrinGrin

LiviaDrusillaAugusta · 01/08/2015 16:17

Look at the lovely post sex face....

FancyFancy · 01/08/2015 16:21

Well the rota is orderly, and very firmly policed. It's not the every-wench-for-themselves scrum of certain Teams .

There's also a disorderly scrum of wenches trying to not be anywhere near the Cardinal queue Wink

chaiselounger · 01/08/2015 16:49

Hello everyone. Back after our week's holiday. Had the best holiday I think we've ever had.
Liking Tom video. Off to read rest of thread.

Baddz · 01/08/2015 16:51

Liv....please stop posting pics of cadavers!
It really kills the wench you mood!
:)
We are doing a re watch!
We are watching the accused. They are just about to rescue connie.

MadamedeChevreuse · 01/08/2015 16:59

Im hoooooome!!!!!

Hello wenches. Im fooking exhausted.

What's occurring? Im off to read the thread.

( morelike I loved your athos exam qus btw Wink )

Enormouse · 01/08/2015 17:08

Hey madame welcome back!

Can someone pour me a big one?
I went upstairs for 5 minutes peace. Pursued almost immediately by Mr M holding a babymouse absolutely covered in sudocrem. Apparently he had got to the tub, covered himself and everything in a 2ft radius in it. Rang OOH as a precaution as there was some round his mouth whilst he was chuntering away in the background, giggling his bloody head off. So we're watching him for any adverse signs. None so far Hmm

I just want a weekend without trips to A and E, climbing onto the roof, getting my FIL round to beef up security or Christian rock festivals. Is that really so much to ask?!?!?