Swagger Inn Thread 103 - Wenches Win the Internet

[Cinnamoncookie]

Some of us are sat in the communal tavern bed eating cake and being drunk. Some of us are on a forrinholiday having a very successfull and enjoyable time.

Some of us would like this

Morning wenches.

He might be a bit tired.

Have a good holiday Comtess. When is Badderz back?

And no Sparks yet? Hmm, if she's not going to be in any fit state for a Saturday, I might have to keep hold of Aramis. That ought to do it.

Happy birthday to MiniFolker and enjoy your haircut Norah.

There was other stuff but I had to go for a shower part way through as I need to go out soon, so I've forgotten it all.

Have a great holiday contesse

I was on a come down this morning. Then I had an email from hot lecturer so now I am back up there.

Morning.
Back a day early...got in late last night.
Holdiay wasnt great (well, the kids enjoyed it) ds2 at ooh Dr on Sunday night and me last night.
Oh well.????
Am not going to even try and read a weeks worth of thread (looks at piles of washing and stuff to do) so if someone could re cap for me that would be ace ????
Dh gone to the shops as he made me cancel the grocery order so the cupboards are bare. Twat.
Both DC very tired...12 hours to get home (roads were mad yesterday)
Have decided I'm not going away next year.
So much time and effort spent organising and then £££ and what for? The kids were quite happy playing in their iPads and moaned whenever we went anywhere.
Well....fuck that.
I might go away on my own next year.

Morning

comtess how can you have had a sekshual encounter already? I've dealt with a poosplosion [mournful]. Have a lovely holiday.

Norah happy birthday to little folker and a happy haircut to you.

Just having my first tea of the day.

Oh badders cross posted with you.

Pour yourself a large cup of tea. Is little baddz ok? Sounds like you had a rough time.

Next year you should come to a wench meet up instead

He had a couple of bad abdo migraine attacks (on the bathroom floor screaming :()
I seem to have passed most of my uterus in a 2 hour period yesterday tea time.
So we are both off to the dr on Monday!..think it's my hrt doing it. Going to ask for ds2 to be re referred back to paed (he has an open appt.)
Dh drive me demented the whole time.
I think I need a holdiay! ????

No Badders you will NOT go on holiday on your own next year, you will have lots of lovely spa breaks and go on WenchVacII

We're off to SaturdaySportingAcitvity now. Laters.......

I am serious.
I am not going on holdiay with them again.
It was fucking awful :(

Hugs and snogs for my wifey. Hope little Bads gets better! You will have a wonderful time with your wenches instead next time

Oh badders

Do an NI wench vac. The house next door to me is a holiday home and sleeps 8. It's beautiful and peaceful, I live near a forest park and bushmills distillery. And not too far from Belfast.
I propose all wenches come and stay in my neck of the woods.

Antrim coast so near giants causeway too.

...distillery you say!?.....

And they do distillery day trips over to Skye so you could do two distilleries in one holiday

And the ice cream parlours are fab

Yep, they put on a Christmas market.

And we have Mauds and the famous pooh bear and choccy bear?

So a wench vac to do distilleries and ice cream.

Where's the nearest airport to you Mouse?

Belfast city (George best airport) or Belfast international

I think it sounds like a fabulous plan

And I'm close to the cairnryn/troon ferry.

And Mr M has an hd overhead projector so you can watch musketeers on a cinema size screen.

Wait for meeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Ooh, are we springing Badders? excellent plan.....count me in

Who's up for a rewatch tomorrow 9pm, back to the beginning??