Swagger Inn Thread 103 - Wenches Win the Internet

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Some of us are sat in the communal tavern bed eating cake and being drunk. Some of us are on a forrinholiday having a very successfull and enjoyable time.

Some of us would like this

Oh god. I need something to do. I can't concentrate on anything at all. I might walk away from my desk and go and read a chapter of my book.

Fingers crossed for you anne.

Argh my asda grocery order arrived and they subbed pepperoni with a giant pack of pepperami. I hate pepperami.

The wankers appear to be running behind as nothing has appeared. I am going to explode very soon.

Grrr on your behalf mouse. Once Ocado substituted mini cheesecakes with finocchiona. Which is fennel infused salami. . I love the stuff, but not as dessert.

That would be great on a pizza. They sell salami and heaps of other cold cuts. Why did they think pepperami would be ok?

Because they are wankers Mouse

Still no period, really wish the fucker would hurry up.

I get massively anxious and paranoid along with the bloat/nausea/migraine eye thing that I get. Not helped by the fact that it is DS1's birthday party tomorrow and we are on the tipping point of not having enough people coming. Loads couldn't come because of being busy, including his two best friends, but we were busy every other weekend this month (he's missed 3 parties) and then we go on holiday. Today two more have dropped and now i'm having the stress of 'fuck is anyone going to actually show'. Eight children is enough for them to have fun at softplay, right?

Eight will be plenty of fun ali - I find large groups can sometimes get a bit Lord of the Flies

FIRST CLASS HONOURS WENCHES

Thank you for all supporting me and hand holding not just today but the entire last 18 months.

I cried. At my desk.

Oh squeee. anne you amazing, smart, talented wench, you!!!!!

Fantastically well done. So happy for you

Party in your honour in the tav tonight?

OMG Anne. Oh My Fucking God. I don't know why I'm surprised?!! Well done.

CONGRATULATIONS ANNE

A fab & very well deserved result.

This seems appropriate

HBFs all round Mother S. Line 'em up.

YAAAAAAAAAAAY ANNE!!!!!!!

WELL DONE ANNE!!!!!

I bet you'd love to madame

ANNE THAT IS EXCEPTIONAL!!!! Many many congratulations

CONGRATULATIONS ANNE!!!!!!

That is bloody fantastic. You have been a full time top mum to 3, worked, put up with all sorts if shite from TB (nto) AND you've been a top wench. And you just happened to have a bit of spare time to get a 1st. #wonderwench

I am made up for you. It's brilliant news

YAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and HBFs all round

That's utterly brilliant Anne to get a 1st on top of working and parenting (and wenching) is beyond Awesome.

Have one of these

Fantastic Anne I'm so pleased for you, though it was never in any doubt.

PS * Fancy - no, that would help massively with database hell and school run, because if I had that going on, frankly I wouldn't care about anything else

alibabs - cwtch. My DS could have a ball in sort play with just one other loon to run about with - you'll be fine.

DS and DH are currently watching Hobbit III, having watched I and II while I was on WenchVac. So I'm going to use the time to finish the fecking database thingy (PartI) and be less stressed next week about it all. (and watch Hobbits some time when I can start from Hobbit Part I

(YAY!!!!!! for Anne, again)

Evening wenches.

MANY WENCHY CONGRATULATIONS ANNE! IT'S THOROUGHLY DESERVED AND YOU ARE AMAZING

That's about all I can remember. I'm free from work for a week now and the DC have finished school. It's been constant bickering between them since I got home and they are individually being PITAs. DH is "siding" with them and apparently I don't let them have any fun (that delight again). It's going to be a loooooooooong week. I'm upstairs on my bed with a cup of tea.

Anne, I had a hfgfgfhfnfgh moment when I read the word "desired" re AK

is it too early for these?

Mouse, the more I see of Crimson Peak, the more I'm looking forward to it. I suspect I will have to increase my List to eight after it comes out in October

I know, looks very like pans labyrinth.

Anne bloody brilliant

Part from coughing up my lungs I also got the blob, my life is complete now