Swagger Inn Thread 102 - It's Raining HBF Musketeers (We Wish)

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Come on in and join the Hot Beardy Fucker love. No need to chose, just copy me and lay claim to them all !

AAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHH SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT OH FUCK OH BOLLOCKS I AM SOOOOOOOO EXCITED RIGHT NOW YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE IT

SSSSHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTT

Mayo enquire as to why I'm being squeezed so heartily?

May I, not mayo (much prefer salad cream anyway...)

Arf!,
Well, I'm sort of starting a new project, and more importantly......

Hbf's have been spotted!

Yay for the wenches and their beady eyes!

How's your paper coming along?

argh my bloody kindle died and is taking its sweet time about charging. Have finally managed to get back online having wrested the laptop off Mr M

It's very quiet in here

Ds has had his leavers day- water fight and later a disco. I bought him a blazer today for secondary - he is TRES excited about having a blazer !!

I bought a dress, for 2 weddings I have coming up. I don't have a pink clutch to go with it though.

Aaaw how grown up chaise. Is it massive on him?

And what's your dress like [nosy bugger emoticon]?

Don't tell anyone I'm here. I've had enough of out there today!!

Chaise we have to blazer shop too soon.

I am alone.

The house is weirdly quiet - I can actually hear the commentary on the tennis, and no-one has jumped on my since I sat down 15 minutes ago.

Helloooooooo!!!!!

Wifi only in hotel for most of us, so wenchvac posting has been very poor, sorry about that.

We had an AMAZING day. Far beyond amazing. There is a reason for the sparse detail but again, sorry for that.

We had an amazing lunch on the river, now having a chill in the hotel before cockstails tonight.

Hope all is well with all wenches back home. Wlya xxx

We love you too wenchvac wenches. And I expect full details when you come back.

ali and minty enjoy the peace and quiet. I have escaped the boys and am hiding upstairs.

Does anyone want a quite good looking stubbly man in his twenties? Creative sort bloody messy and disorganised , good with kids overgrown child , fairly decent at household tasks if you nag him enough? Because I have had enough of Mr M and am willing to swap for a stable, silver fox sort who is useful round the home.

Ali how lovely.

madame brilliant. Lya back.

I can swap you a 40 something, tattooed creative noisy with his bass guitar good at house stuff and with children BUT away four nights a week.

Oh and he grinds his teeth and steals the duvet.

check jessica pope's twitter right now as there's something there for you all :)

please don't discuss here though ;)

Oooooooooh . How awesome.

minty that sounds like an older version of Mr M. Though he's a guitarist not a bass player.

Mouse, here it is.

Lovely dress chaise Black clutch and shoes I reckon - or perhaps red would work, can't tell if it's the right shade of pink for it.

madame

If we are husband swapping, I can offer a mid-forties good with kids, good and fixing stuff, twinkly eyed-man. Although he is a messy fucker and snores like Daddy Pig.

Is all Twitterpated

Love that dress chaise.

mouse it wouldn't be much better then to swap ali twinkly eyed sounds lurvely

I also bought this, for work. I have terrible trouble getting clothes to fit, so these purchases are a result!
She said he liked everything, very much, and suggested I went back at got exactly the same skirt again - this means he likes it and it's very flattering at skimming my karshadian derrière! Will purchase another asap!

Dh liked it!

The dress is lovely. I agree with minty - black clutch and heels.

I think husband swap wise I need someone like Mr Comtess. I doubt comtess will be willing to give him up though.

Evening wenchery!!!!!!

Bit pissed. I know that's bad this early on. I left work early today so sneaked off for the afternoon with Mr Comtess and we have been sitting drinking Pimms in the garden all afternoon.

V excited for ======> that lot There are a couple in particular from my own team (scrum) which I am inwardly squuuueeeeeeeeeeing so loudly for in my heart that I just can't tell you.

Chaise I absolutely love the dress. How brilliant to find some things that you really like and are so flattering.

Mouse. As much as I'm tempted by a hbf 20 something I am too in love with my slab of Yorkshire. I've missed him so much. They've had an amazing time, seen a lot of the tour, have all manner of injuries and are thoroughly pleased with themselves as they've covered an astonishing distance.

What are we all up to tonight? I'm drinking pimms in the garden. I hope I haven't missed Badders before she goes.