Swagger Inn Thread 101 - we're out & we're proud of our love for The Musketeers

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So, we have passed our 100,000 posts of Musketeer-related musings & as befits such an achievement, we got our shout-out on Twitter from Jess Pope Any lurkers out there, come on in & state your boffing order.

In the spirit of celebration, I am also imposing the rule that everywench's first post in here has to be accompanied by a pretty Musketeers pic. Don't let me down now mis wenchitas.

It's. Fucking apostrophe had obviously got washed away by the now torrential downpour we have here.

letus, although that's not helpful given your washing situation. I hope at least you get a good storm .

badders - it's the wench genes isn't it? Irrestistible.

It's ds2 I'm more worried about.
He came home with a hand made card last week from a girl in his class
It said "I love you ds" love from xxxx
He is 6
????

Let us ....please send it my way...
Lyndie....How cool is the air con?

Helen

Happy birthday Issy a bit late

We've just had a good storm too letus!

I've just checked on here. Nothing near me

'lo wenches. Just checking in before zzzzz time. We have one huge thunder and lightening storm outside at the moment. DH has disappeared out to stand in it .

All hot and bothered wenches need to move to Scotland. It was mid 20s today but with light showers. Not great when I'm trying to get all laundry done for heading off on holiday on Sat.

Good news re HRT patches Bads, hope they help. Am picturing you like Sherlock with them stuck all up your arm. And bloody hell Helen bet that was a fright. Hope you have a nice weekend with friend to get over it.

Right knackered, so off to bed. Hope small mice and folkers sleep through. Hope Welldog pops soon as I want cute puppy pics. Night night.

Hej wenches

Fuck it's too hot. Welsh genes not good for dealing with it. And the humidity has sent my hair into horrendous state. It's like the Monica honeymoon episode.

Helen glad he's ok. You all sound like you need to stop the world and get off for a bit. Prioritise HAVE to dos only . Also if a good friend they won't give a monkeys what state house is, so don't worry about it.

Psssttt there's a Nonny in the Snuggery.

Ps Mouse pmsl ref research facility. Tickled me that did.

Pps hugely impressed with Issy's jam and parenting techniques ref studiously ignoring.

Ppps FaceTimed with Mrc and ds1 tonight.They're having an amazing time.

Sleep well wenchi

MMMMOOOORRRRNNNIIINNNNNGGG FFFFFFUUUCCCCKKKKEEEERRRSSSZZZZ

I missed your b'day as well issy so some belated and for you, you can have it for breakfast or save it for later! that is up to you

No thunder or rain here, but a bit cloudier. So I too have the Monica hair still that's why I wear hats innit.
It feels like Friday. But it isn't is it? SmallestFolker has got a morning at school today which is and all at once.

I've still GTRH after floppers swore last night.

Right am Orf to read in the snuggery laterzZ

Morning nor
Much cooler today thank fuck
I too do Not have the genes to cope with heat - I am half Irish fgs!
Dc have the day in Their new classes today.
I will mostly be doing laundry

Morning.
Salted caramel? Show me the way! Seriously, is Costa the best place?

Wishing cooling breeze to all wenches.

Morning. 20 degrees and rain forecast here all day! Fluppin hell. England eh. Is it too much to ask for a bit of sun in the summer? Apparently so. Grrrrrr.

Morning wenches.

IT'S PAELLA DAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!! Just need to do school and work first, then come home, make myself purty and then it's off to outsidevenueinnearbycity

When are they back Comtess?

Salted caramel sounds delicious

Morning wenches

for wenches with sick DC - hope they all feel better soon.

Mouse Sounds stressful!

Here's something to brighten up the Tav

Morning, I'm hoping your rain is heading our way madame.

As the forecast is for cooler weather today I will need to catch up on the jobs I ignored yesterday.

Morning. Another gorgeous one here, I have binned my run as too hot so instead will be spending my day off doing admin. Greeeattttttt.

I come bearing the most amazeballs gift ever for Team Aramis. Seriously - put the fans on first & FGS make sure you're sitting down.

This may be his hottest video yet

Morning all!

That is some video. Not changing teams though.

Right, we're off later this morning to centraleuropeancountry for 11 days. I'm petrified of flying and haven't done it for about 8 years. Eeek! The hotel has supposedly got wifi so I should be able to keep up with the thread. Hope all wenches and DCs and animals are ok, and the weather does what you want it to do. ILYA.

Something for Team Aramis in the sound booth

Enjoy apes!
Just watching TV

Morning

The heat seems to have broken here, so I actually managed to get some sleep last night.

Wishing lovely holidays to travelling wenches.

And I'm not jealous at all of letus.

chaise I don't know. norah is very clued up on salted caramel but I do know costa do a delicious chocolate crispy square with salted caramel.
And hotel chocolat do lovely things with it too.

The mouselets did sleep eventually. But they hate each other this morning. There was a fight over toast.

Hi all. A bit fresher today down Croydon since the rain, hope it is for the rest of you.

Ds (miniguidelines) didn't want to sleep last night which meant delays in getting older dd (mediumguidelines?) to be. He felt fine this morning but she was a bit tired. Mr guidelines working late to make up for dentist appointment (convenient).

Love the video sparkles

Feel the answer to today is to ignore the mountains of work waiting for me and do yoga.

Afternoon all!

Much cooler today, thank god but we haven't had any thunder Got an uni Open Day tomorrow when the temperature is expected to be up again. Oh the joy of traipsing up and down around the Library, having to be enthusiastic to prospective students when your clothes are sticking to you and your feet hurt.

mouse Portstewart where I'm from. James Nesbitt went to Coleraine Inst which clubbed up with Coleraine Girls secondary (rather than the girls grammar) to do musicals so I saw him as Wild Bill in Annie Get Your Gun when a teen as well. My mum works with his dad in the Coleraine Help the Aged shop.

Portstewart is gorgeous. Mr M worked there last year.

I'm about 20 minutes away from Ballymena. But I go up the Munie road and through Broughshane to get there. So I take the Nesbitt route in iyswim.

Reading that back 'going up the Munie road' sounds like a bizzare ulster euphemism.