Swagger Inn Thread 101 - we're out & we're proud of our love for The Musketeers

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So, we have passed our 100,000 posts of Musketeer-related musings & as befits such an achievement, we got our shout-out on Twitter from Jess Pope Any lurkers out there, come on in & state your boffing order.

In the spirit of celebration, I am also imposing the rule that everywench's first post in here has to be accompanied by a pretty Musketeers pic. Don't let me down now mis wenchitas.

er, I think you'll find it's me with the ice cream.....now, lie still.

mouse, how do you feel about ice cream?

I love the kind that has tiny maltesers or Oreo chunks in it.

I like the full Mr whippy
Obv

Oooh mouse SmallestFolker was a fecking nightmare for escaping. He's not so bad now thank fuck

Oopsie, soznotsoz.

Right then. Now it's on me, you don't get any until you say it. By it I mean FUCKERSZ. 'K?
Best hurry up though because Porthos has just arrived....and he is ravenous and by ravenous I mean he will eat it all up. And we will look at you and smirk because you have to say fuckersz before we let you play as well.

Have either of you tried salted caramel? Fucking hell it's gooooood.

I love salted caramel. Costa do the loveliest salted caramel chocolate traybake thing.

Oooh, I want a Mr whippy now too.

Yummmmy, me too mouse, with a flake.

Right you fuckers save some for me.

Evening all. Am cream-crackered and over-heated. Have RBNR. And got interrupted half way though writing this by a phone call.

This afternoon went not at all to plan, with a midday phonecall telling me DS was sent home to DM with a bad headache, DM took him to see Dr who did meningitis check-over and said all was fine but checked with hospital who wanted him in for observation. At which point DM phoned me and I sent the entire afternoon in the hospital with DM and DS. Before he was sent home with a note from them that says, effectively ' He had a headaches but seems ok now'

On the plus side the hospital did have fans and air con, and I fell asleep on DS' bed for at least half an hour while he was playing on the tablet

DH is stressed beyond belief with work and on his computer until the early hours every night and we are all hot, tired and irritable.

and we have a friend coming for the weekend, which will be nice, but argh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the state of the house, the lack of bed made up in the spare room etc etc...

Is anyone else seeing the 'webchat book club thingy' at the bottom of the screen and reading it as 'wench-chat'?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahaha. Have I told you how much it GMTRH when you say fuck?

I knew you could do it you dirty fucker. Now lick. LICK. You can suck that bit if you want. alright Porthos steady on there's enough for everyone.

Right having been given TRH I'm Orf. Latersz moi luvvvvuuurrrrrssszzzzz.

Bloody hell helen. That is just the worst. Still at least he's ok. Almost makes you want to not ring the gp eh.

Ds has been ill with possibly sunstroke all evening. I thought "could it be meningitis?", but no rash, so resisted urge to ring 111. He seems a lot better now.

Happy birthday ww

44 isn't too bad as a age goes

The garklets are still rumbling around. Ds2 is currently whimpering on living room as we won't take him back up given he brought himself down again, and we're not playing that game, and are now studiously ignoring him.

mouse you could always put TM on the stage as a mini-Houdini

Btw, James Nesbitt is a local lad to me and I saw him in various school productions but I first saw him on stage at a local amateur production of Oliver! at the Riverside in Coleraine. He was, of course, the Artful Dodger.

Oh Helen that sounds stressful, glad DS is ok though.

Should I mention I'm coming to you from an air conditioned villa? I have

Bit disappointed there's no puppies yet.

Norah hope your evening has quietened down!! And that you've found something nice to cool you down.

to all wenches.

Hugs for helen and her da, also *madame's ds

Mouse...how would you feel about a small mouse size Hannibal lecter style containment system? ????
Issy! Did I miss your b day!?

Lyndie...that is NOT Helpful info for those of us who are melting ????
Madame...poor love. Hope he perks up soon.
Ds2 is currently lying next to me jumping twitching like a fish on a line.
Ds1 caught the sun today but his girlfriend friend gave him some sun cream. never mind that he has some in his rucksack

Glad to hear DS is ok helen, that must have been scary. Hope your DS is feeling more comfortable too madame

lyndie, hope you're having a lovley time though

you'll have to watch him badders . Did he get her to rub it in for him too?

for various mini-wenches. Hope they're feeling better.

I put a wash out about an hour ago. We now of course have a thunderstorm and its pissing it down.

Madame - overnight in a&e is far worse. I got a/c and a mis-afternoon snooze. Hope DS is feeling better now and you all get a good night's sleep.

Speaking of which, I'm off to do the sleep thing.

Night all. Fingers crossed for a cooler day tomorrow and fewer melting wenches!

issy you're not from near Ballymena are you?

TM has escaped for about the 12th time and got into bed between me and Mr M. At this point I'm willing to give him away to a zoo or a research facility.

God that sounds scary helen. Is he ok now?

Oh god ????
Can't think about that
He's only 12!!
remembers what I got up to at 12

????

Mouse...just don't let Tom near him! ????