Swagger Inn Thread 101 - we're out & we're proud of our love for The Musketeers

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So, we have passed our 100,000 posts of Musketeer-related musings & as befits such an achievement, we got our shout-out on Twitter from Jess Pope Any lurkers out there, come on in & state your boffing order.

In the spirit of celebration, I am also imposing the rule that everywench's first post in here has to be accompanied by a pretty Musketeers pic. Don't let me down now mis wenchitas.

I bought this online, it's a wristband that cools you down, I tried it a short while and it really gets cold. I bought a medium size but it's really small so it hardly fits around my vrist, but I'm thinking I can stick it in my clothes somewhere knickers if it gets really hot, for the upcoming wenchvac

I'm going on a trip tomorrow to an island in the archipelago, and it's supposed to get really hot, so I will bring it and see how it works.

www.aquacoolkeeper.com/gb/cooling-for-people/cooling-wristband.html

Evening wenches. My non-interest in work has hit new lows. I just need to officially hand in my notice now. My friend is interviewing for the job next week so fingers crossed when I come back from wenchvac that I just hand in my notice.

Half day tomorrow for interview at existing educational institution so will do some shopping - it appears I don't own a swimming costume for upcoming family holiday surrounded by nothing but ice team, tea and the sea.

Have RBNR sorry
Sitting here with a hrt patch in my thigh!
God, I hope it works.
Happy happy happy b day to my little meatball??????????
It's too fucking hot.
2 of ds1s classmates got heatstroke today ????
I feel urgh ????
Hoping there is some good TV on later...I have a feeling I won't sleep again ????

Happy birthday ww

There is one thing I hate about the summer and that is flies. Absolutely loathe the bastards.

Me today

Annnnnnnnddd fucking Happy Birthday Wicked.

Happy birthday ww. Hope you had a fab and wenchful day.

And ……this is for baddz

Happy birthday ww

badders, that pic is brill Hope the patches work for you.

Took the DC to the dentist today & it was stupidly hot, so back to feeling like I cba to do anything, which isn't an option as I need to feed them. I'd quite happily go without myself, but don't think they'll go for that option.

Good luck at your interview tomorrow anne & I hope you're surving in this heat on your reduced calories sparks

Very nice mouse ????

Happy birthday ww!

mouse that is hilarious!

baddz hope you're feeling ok

Am off out to find Welldog, she's been playing out for hours but I've not had chance to seek her out because of bath/bedtime.

Ooooh hope welldog is ok!
Oh, and btw just because you are new, don't think you wouldn't get it.
You would.
Twice.
Just saying.
??????

Evening wenches.

Have RBNRM because my brain melted at work and fell out of my ears.

Happy Birthday Wicked

Thanks wenches I'm 44, how the hell did this happen?

Hope the patch work wifey

Good luck with the interwiew Anne

Hugs for Welldog

Lolly
I could be your toy girl ????

Lolly!?
Wtf?

Would it be a "bad thing" if I stuck ALL the hrt patches all over my body?
A bit like post it notes?
Thoughts please wenches....

Fuck me wenches.
Fuck
Me.

ww

Are you ok norah? Do you need one of badders patches?

Alright, nor?

Hope you had a good birthday WW.

HRT, yes. I could write a book. Hope they work for you Badds, they were certainly the best form of HRT I used, and I think I tried the lot. I'll be interested to hear how you're getting on with them. And no, only one at a time.

Good luck with the interview Anne.

God it's hot!

Oops, yes, soz, was just hoping someone would offer . And complaining about the fucking heat.

[ice cream]
Hmmmmmmmm.
So has welldog depupped yet?
The SmallestFolker and SmallFolker are really pissing me off. They won't lie still and quiet and sleep. I've found captain America for SmallestFolker and he's being a bit quieter but SmallFolker is bouncing on the top bunk bang in and basically being a twat. They have fans aimed at them so they aren't over warm now and ggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrgggghhhhhhhhh.
MediumFolker won't do her job and has been sent to bed so now BiggerFolker has to do it and wants BiggestFolker to help but he won't because it's not his turn and haven forbid he does anything when it isn't his turn.

I'm glad you got a patch baddresz how long will it take to start doing owt?

Apes....bugger
Nor...sounds stressful ds2 ok thank you (so sorry forgot who asked) very congested with hay fever bless him
It's toooooooo hot!! ????

Right Nor, now, come 'ere, I've got some mint choc chip that'll cool down your hot bits

OoooooooooooOOOOOOOOOoooooo

Come on then. Let's 'ave ya.

I noticed you didn't say fuckersz this morning as well. you don't get any ice cream until you say it. Saaaaaayyyyyy iiiiiiiiiiitttttttt.

TMs new trick of the day is climbing and jumping over stairgates. The tav nursery is going to need refitting. Possibly by the talented individuals that brought you Alcatraz.

norah that sounds bad. I'm sure it's the heat sending mine loopy.